The Christmas season provides us all with a chance to reflect on the many blessings we have received over the course of the year. Here are just a few of the events that occurred in the Watson household in 2012:
Our family's highlight of the year, aside from discovering a new recipe for sugar-basted bacon, was the birth of Max in March. As the youngest child, he receives a lot of amorous assaults from the other kids and has endured heroically. His big blue eyes and charm make all of the drool-soaked suit jackets, yam-splattered walls and 4am wake-up calls negligible. He has, however, followed a disturbing trend our other kids exhibited as infants, in that he prefers to detonate his intestinal diaper bombs during church on Sundays. If you are interested in donating a small monetary contribution to our family's recently created 'new church clothes' fund, please log on to www.baby-poop-stains- everything.org ... thanks.
Bailey (3) spent most of 2012 consuming Gogurt. Has she mastered her colors and basic numbers? Yes. Is it really cute when she pronounces "Doc McStuffins" as "Nic NicDockins? Yes. But I think her 2012 'theme' was primarily focused on refining her palate with regard to the various flavors of the curdled creaminess of Yoplait's core product offering. A few other milestones Bailey surpassed this year include 'pumping' her legs by herself on the swings, singing her own nonsensical musical numbers while dancing around in princess dresses, and comprehending the concept of what it means to be a BYU fan (although it was not an easy task based on football performance this year).
Drew has emerged as a neighborhood renaissance man--simultaneously honing his soccer skills as the fastest member of his soccer team, while at the same time advancing to the 'regional' level of the Reflections contest in both writing and music composition. Despite his seemingly calm and collected demeanor, he spends a significant amount of time in his ninja suit defending our nation (and the world at large) from the forces of evil. Our fate is in his hands since he is the only one who can actually see the monsters who apparently invade our home on a daily basis. Drew also lost his first tooth recently and was elated to join the ranks of his six-year-old toothless comrades at school.
Emma is a sweet big sister to Max and the other kids. She continues to advance in gymnastics and her 8-year-old muscular arms are the envy of all the 'neighborhood moms' on our street. Her Reflections contest musical composition also advanced to the regional judges and she recently tested for the 'advanced learning placement program' at school. In addition, she performed a stirring rendition of "Sunrise" at her piano recital along with a daddy-daughter duet of "What Child Is This?". Her 2012 highlight was when her grandparents from Georgia and her cousin and aunt from Seattle came out to visit and see her get baptized. To top things off, she was able to get up on water skis for the first time this year after a week at Lake Powell with her cousins.
Kelsey isn't just the glue that holds the family together, but she also serves as the duct tape, twine and WD-40. She packs her days full by helping kids with homework, wrangling a rambunctious den of cub scouts in our neighborhood each Wednesday, and setting up service projects for our family to do (toy drive for Primary Children's Hospital, Food Bank donation box decorating, making blankets for babies in the hospital, etc.)--a "supermom" in every sense of the word. She also cemented herself as local legend after winning the "People's Choice" award at our church chili cook off; not a small accomplishment since the competition consisted of 19 other entries submited by tenacious church ladies. She does have one questionable entertainment obsession that seems to have taken our nation's women by storm: Downton Abbey. Meh.
As for me, I just try not to screw things up. I did have an eventful morning about a week after my 35th birthday when I found a single, maverick hair shooting straight out the side of my ear. Rest assured, the offending party has been plucked. In other exciting news, I will brag about using our smoker for the second-consecutive year to cook our Thanksgiving turkey (the results were spectacular). Although, now that I think about it, Kelsey actually did all of the prep work--I just put the turkey in the smoker at the time she told me to ... so ... I guess I'll focus on finding an impressive hobby in 2013.
That pretty much sums things up for the year--have a great Christmas!
Love,
the Watsons










