I haven't posted here in a loooong while, so for the curious...I've decided to go back to school and am studying geology. In other words, schist just got real.

For my human cloning experiments I needed several hundred pounds of yellow cake mix (don't ask). Naturally, I put an ad on Craigslist. The eagle-eyed grammarians at Homeland Security noticed a typo. It turns out "yellowcake" is a form of uranium. Boy is my face red. Probably more from waterboarding than embarrassment.

• 14:19 Haicŵ: Ar y trên adre / Fy Nano wedi marw / Gwrando ar ddim #

• 14:36 Chop suey sandwich and freakishly good popcorn at The Salem Willows. This is where the gods come to eat. Amrosia has nothing on this. #

• 21:09 Haiku: Boneless Buffalo / Powerful urge to touch eyes / Nose not safe either #

• 22:39 Ymmm, beth ydy 'velociraptor' yn Gymraeg? 'Felosyraptwr'? Dw i'n meddwl cennin, rhosmari, a saets. Neu pwdin...tyramisw felosyraptwr. #

• 12:06 Dw i'n methu ar amser. #

• 09:30 When posting in Welsh, I forget a mutation. Posting in English, I a verb. #

• 12:31 Leave the gun, take the cannoli to a knife fight. #

• 19:10 Mae fy hoff fferyllydd wedi marw. #