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September 9, 2026
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The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 5The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 5
The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 4The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 4
The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 3The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 3
The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 2The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 2
The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 1The Sydney Super Cup: a fan(?) perspective, Pt. 1
Kit Leak: Tottenham bringing back “Spurple” third kitsKit Leak: Tottenham bringing back “Spurple” third kits
DONE DEAL: New addition to Tottenham family with Pedro Porro “home celebrating”DONE DEAL: New addition to Tottenham family with Pedro Porro “home celebrating”
Tottenham Transfer News & Rumors
By Dustin George-Miller
BREAKING: Tottenham make stunning deadline day offer for Bukayo SakaBREAKING: Tottenham make stunning deadline day offer for Bukayo Saka
Tottenham Transfer News & Rumors
By Dustin George-Miller
Community Shield: Crystal Palace vs. Liverpool open threadCommunity Shield: Crystal Palace vs. Liverpool open thread
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By Dustin George-Miller
Vote for Carty Free’s 2024-25 end of season awards!Vote for Carty Free’s 2024-25 end of season awards!
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By Dustin George-Miller
Tottenham’s 25-26 away kit design was leaked, and just take my money nowTottenham’s 25-26 away kit design was leaked, and just take my money now
Presenting: The Tottenham Hotspur Barclaysman XIPresenting: The Tottenham Hotspur Barclaysman XI
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By Dustin George-Miller
Cartilage Free Captain predicts the 2024-25 Premier LeagueCartilage Free Captain predicts the 2024-25 Premier League
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By Dustin George-Miller
Play Cartilage Free Captain fantasy football!Play Cartilage Free Captain fantasy football!
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By Dustin George-Miller
Googling “Tottenham Hotspur” today gives you a fun surpriseGoogling “Tottenham Hotspur” today gives you a fun surprise
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By Dustin George-Miller
Whoa, Radu Dragusin is a Rubik’s Cube whiz!Whoa, Radu Dragusin is a Rubik’s Cube whiz!
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By Dustin George-Miller
Alfie Whiteman seems extremely cool and I’d like to be his friendAlfie Whiteman seems extremely cool and I’d like to be his friend
Where is Manor Solomon?Where is Manor Solomon?
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By Matty Flatt
Non-violent things we wish for Matty CashNon-violent things we wish for Matty Cash
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By Dustin George-Miller
Tottenham introduce new “Legendary Numbers” to run alongside legacy numbersTottenham introduce new “Legendary Numbers” to run alongside legacy numbers
A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTA VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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By Dustin George-Miller
Emerson Royal’s comp of his baby’s birth is the wholesome Spurs content you needEmerson Royal’s comp of his baby’s birth is the wholesome Spurs content you need
Cartilage Free Captain predicts the 2023-24 Premier LeagueCartilage Free Captain predicts the 2023-24 Premier League
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By Dustin George-Miller
Join Cartilage Free Captain’s 2023-24 Fantasy Premier LeagueJoin Cartilage Free Captain’s 2023-24 Fantasy Premier League
Five weird things we noticed in Harry Kane’s “Hot Ones” videoFive weird things we noticed in Harry Kane’s “Hot Ones” video
Introducing your All-Presidential XIIntroducing your All-Presidential XI
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By Dustin George-Miller
Tottenham Hotspur’s answers to the THST, as written by ChatGPTTottenham Hotspur’s answers to the THST, as written by ChatGPT
Presenting Tottenham Hotspur players as AI-generated PokemonPresenting Tottenham Hotspur players as AI-generated Pokemon
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By Dustin George-Miller
Cartilage Free Captain Predicts the 2022-23 Premier LeagueCartilage Free Captain Predicts the 2022-23 Premier League
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By Dustin George-Miller
Join Cartilage Free Captain’s 2022-23 Fantasy Premier LeagueJoin Cartilage Free Captain’s 2022-23 Fantasy Premier League
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By Dustin George-Miller
A message from THE Cartilage Free CaptainA message from THE Cartilage Free Captain
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By Dustin George-Miller
Harry Kane is at the Masters because of course he isHarry Kane is at the Masters because of course he is
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By Dustin George-Miller
Introducing the Premier League All-Hyphen TeamIntroducing the Premier League All-Hyphen Team
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By Dustin George-Miller
Tottenham is sick and there’s no football. Let’s have a quiz!Tottenham is sick and there’s no football. Let’s have a quiz!
Harry Kane’s future, as written by an AIHarry Kane’s future, as written by an AI
Computer Generated Stuff
By Dustin George-Miller
Spurs painted into a corner by new sponsor’s deleted tweetsSpurs painted into a corner by new sponsor’s deleted tweets
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By Dustin George-Miller
Cartilage Free Poetry Slam 15: Erik Lamela BredlikCartilage Free Poetry Slam 15: Erik Lamela Bredlik
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By Dustin George-Miller
Join the 2020-21 Cartilage Free Captain fantasy Premier League team!Join the 2020-21 Cartilage Free Captain fantasy Premier League team!
Son Heung-Min has a military buzz-cut and I’m crying nowSon Heung-Min has a military buzz-cut and I’m crying now
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By Dustin George-Miller
We trained a neural network on photos of Tottenham Hotspur players. Good luck sleeping tonight.We trained a neural network on photos of Tottenham Hotspur players. Good luck sleeping tonight.

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