Good marketing strategy

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I was in Bangkok a little while back and i came upon this sign.

If that's not good beer, I don't know what is.

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That Elephant Terrorist: Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging Part I

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Sorry for the late update, but I'm still waiting for a friend of mine,Crys to send me the pictures. As she is pretty busy at the moment(and i dun wanna kacau her =P not my camera maaa), I managed to snag some pictures from kidchan studio.
Kudos to Kidchan Studio and Shaolin Tiger for doing a brilliant job! LOVE THE PICTURES!

All I can say is OMGWTF WOW!!!! Nuffnang really went all out to give bloggers one hell of a good time! A costume party??? And LOADS of prizes! FUH!
Young adults(and apparently an old man) donned in animal attire really show that Malaysian people can be open-minded about things. Damm shiok! Wahahhaha

I really wanted to go as a donkey, but I had to make some/ANY simple costume to go for the party which was on the following day. So I asked my sister to help me out with the tedious sewing.(I can’t sew for nuts) and she kept insisting that I go as a CAT. LOL! For the love of god, woman! I’ve heard of Catwoman before… but Cat-Man??? HARLOWW!

Finally, being a small sized person, I decided to go as the LARGEST land mammal on earth. A freakin’ elephant. The terrorist part was actually an improvisation. The only way I could stick the ears to my head is by sewing it to a towel wrapped around my head. I thought it looked funny, until I put on a pair of shades. Fuh!

Thus, the elephant terrorist was born. *jeng jeng jengggg*

At first i was a little bit skeptical arrr about going in an outrageous costume such as that. Plus, my auntie even said that i definitely can't win anything wearing my elephant costume. HAIH! So, I walked towards the entrance with a heavy heart, expecting a lousy day. Boy was i wrong =D
The first thing i saw was a freakin' gorilla in a suit smoking near the stairs, and some cows having a group talk. ROTFLMAO! Very the weird! I was of course met with a lot of stares lar. I even heard lots of "Oh gosh what the f**k is that??" " ELEPHANT!""Oi oi, look look. HAHA!"

Heh, i was glad that my WHOLE face was covered. Else arr, daamn shy. Then this lady came up to me from behind, "Ei, can we do a really short interview of you, just for a second?" I turned around so fast, she got slapped by my gigantic ears. Aiyooo...sorry Miss Ntv7 interviewer! I was of course game for anything as long as i don't have to take off my mask. I can make a fool out of myself with no strings attached. My best way of having fun

Ringo in the middle! I took a picture with her, and she gave me her famous cheesie smile! YAY, i was proud coz she said she liked my costume! Cheesie said that okaaay, i never bruff you...which reminds me, I couldn't find Wingz aka Rojaks. =(

Ah, I have no idea who this two dudes are so if any of you have their url, please inform me. The funniest dudes around, one of them got real wasted. Free flow maa

I failed as a terrorist, nobody was frightened by me. I kept telling them that i'll blow something up tonight. They only replied with, "Eh can we take a picture please?" WHY WONT THEY LISTEN??

My post on my pet tapir won one of the categories that night. Mr Timothy, the founder for Nuffnang gave out the prize. Friendliest lion around.

The only two elephants. A pink one and a freedom fighter one.

One thing that's still bugging me, who or what is HE supposed to be?? A cactus? A walking plant of some sort? Can somebody PLEASE tell me

I don’t have many pictures with me now, but if you wanna see more elephant pictures (and other animals of course), here are some of the links. (Promoting links here =D)

Kennysia
Cynthia
Pinkpau Part 1

Pinkpau Part 2
Rojaks
Suet Li
Sue
Revel
EeFei
Sammy
Nuffnang/Robb
*edited*
Johnny

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The very 'IMPOTENT' card

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After reading Elaine's post, I've decided to put up one of my own. Check out this picture. It was taken in Mmu Cyberjaya.

Apparently, there's a card which has the ability, or in this case inability to maintain an erection. *slaps head* That is truly, one hell ova card.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTHER LEE AI SUAN!!!

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Today's the birthday of a very special friend of mine, she's none other than Esther Lee!! *gives standing ovation*

Esther! You're finally MY AGE now, aren't you proud??? WELCOME TO COMPLETE ADULTHOOD and enjoy your legal alcohol(if you drink la) Don't worry, you'll get a present from me reaaaal sooon, as soon as im done wrapping it.I wanted to wrap it earlier but i forgot!! Will do it as soon as possible ya. And here are some of the pictures from the dinner we had. I didnt smear your hair btw! You should've just taken the cake head on without resisting la. It's a birthday thang. You brought this upon yourself. Although you broke the birthday tradition, i still look forward to have that swim. Birthday swim on thursday is onnnn!!! I will grab that water horse title from you...if i dont drown la.. LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN!! You're one heck of an adult!

The birthday girl! She looks stoned

The happy couple, Amy and Ray

Me with the peacock's sister, Bel

Kuok being Kuok, Shad being retarded.

Esther's 'great' shot

Me with Sally, she was the noisiest of the lot.

Camwhoring with Lil Miss Fun

Have a great year, birthday girl

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Drafted In Nam ( Part VI )

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One of the main entrances. It was decorated with ALOT of booby traps like grenades and mines. My guide's actual words " They set alot of traps for the Americans. Do we have any Americans here? You, sir? Ok, please be careful " LOL

Another entrance, you have to crawl to go in.

Vietnamese chick. They always have 10 people in one group, and each group will have only one female. Guess what's the purpose of the female in the war zone? Yup, you guessed it right......

To do the cooking laaa..sheesh

This termite mound is connected to the tunnels, the VCs used them as their air ventilation. If you look closely, you'll see lots of holes around the mound. Efforts at gassing and drowning them proved to be ineffective.

An army tank, after being hit by a mine.

I needed to camwhore somehow right

My bro, looking out for Viet Congs

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Drafted In Nam ( Part V )

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Alright, next stop. The Cu Chi tunnels! Now for tourism purposes, they have enlarged the tunnels to twice its original size. Now even the westerners can experience the life beneath the ground. Our guide was hilarious. It was clear that he still has some small..err.. 'misunderstanding' against the Americans. He kept spouting words like 'ruthless American', 'American murderers', and my personal favorite 'the devil Americans' LOL. He said all this with a weird smile. Funny guy la.

Can you spot the entrance to the tunnels???

Look closer now...closer! Squint dammit!

There ya go. Thats one of their secret entrances. Pretty cool eh.

Let me show you how to get in. First get your legs in nice and deep. Ignore the insects on your shoes please. Lift your hands above your head else it'll be harder to get in.