I love the things my kids learn at school. Actually it makes me very nervous, especially when Jake, the oldest and only 6 at the time, came home one day from KINDERGARTEN and told me that boys can marry boys in Massachusetts. That one really freaked me out. But since that shock, they've come home with new jingles, jokes and tricks, and all a lot less scary. Such as:
"Lemonade, Iced tea, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, turn around, touch the ground, kick your girlfriend (boyfriend) out of town - Freeze!" Every time we have lemonade with dinner that song surfaces.
Or,
"Open the gate. Pick some flowers. How many flowers did you pick? That's how many boyfriends you have!"
Or,
"Open the gate. Who do you hate? That's your date." I used to always say, I hate nobody, but the kids wouldn't stand for that as an answer. I had to name someone, so I've learned that if I say Daddy, then he's my date. But I feel like I always have to follow up with "I don't really hate him."
Today, Hannah must dropped that gig on Annie, because she came into my room giggling so hard I could barely understand her, and she told me, "I get to go on a date with Daddy. I said I hate him (giggle, giggle) and I'm going on a date with him." She was getting the biggest kick out of it. Lately we've had a battle over who gets to be married to Jeremy. Annie insists she gets to when she's older (who can blame her), but I always argue and tell her he's taken so back off and leave my man alone! So after she announced her date with Dad, I said I want to go on a date with him and she agreed that we both get to date Dad. Then I told her, "I get to kiss him, not you, and I planted a big one on him" Then she tried to match me and kiss him on the lips, but he wouldn't stand for it and kept giving her his cheek. Ha, Ha I win!
I sure hope Annie finds someone as great as her daddy to marry. He's a real catch!
