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Monday, July 13, 2009

Jackson the wonder dog.....

We got the honor of babysitting Mike's dog Jackson last weekend. Needless to say we had a ball with him and by the looks of his smile it wasn't such a bad weekend. He spent most of his time trying to fly. Oh, that and also trying to "dominate" our male cat Simon. Needless to say, after three days of it Simon ran away for a day in protest. I on the other hand, found it extremely funny, which i'm sure isn't a huge shock to those that know me well :)

Saturday, July 4, 2009

me: "Jessa, will you please get me a glass of water?"

jessa: "no, you can get it........your almost 40 years old"

hell....

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Bzzzzzz......

We are being overtaken by these big huge bumble bees. Jessa is trapping them in her bug catcher faster than they can reproduce so I thought i'd take some pics before she makes them extinct. I think that dollar store bug box is the best dollar I ever spent!

Hmmm............

I got thinking people are probably wondering why I haven't put any cute sayings from my older kids...well, I feel the need to explain.

They are teenagers and most of what they say just pisses me off, for instance:

"If I buy my own cell phone it's mine and you can't take it away."

"My mouth is so numb from the dentist I can't eat...you guys are going to eat? GOSH! Your so rude!"

"Mom...your pants look stupid"

"I TOLD you I borrowed your blush!"

"Um...mom why don't you let ME do your hair?"

"Oh my GOSH Mom! Your right boob is totally smaller than your left boob"

I'm just kidding, I really do love them so much it hurts......
I just can't wait until the aliens get their brains out of those pickle jars and squirt them back into their skulls through their nose holes. On second thought....maybe it was the tree people?

Chandler's Funny Brain

So I tried to call Amy on her cell phone on Friday and Chandler answers and I say "Is this Chandler Elaine" in a wierd voice so I can see if she'll think I'm a stranger and not talk to me... like I always do and she says:

"Hi Aunt Jill...this is Chandler...um, I have my Moms cell phone because, um i'm with my friend (friend yells "HI" in the background) and i'll make sure she calls you back because I had to use her phone because um me and my friend, well we found this purse..and um we really really need to find it's RIGHTful OWNer because if we dont find it's RIGHTful OWNer um it will be bad because, well we found this grasshopper and we caught it and it's a pretty big grasshopper and well we had to empty all the stuff out of the purse so we could put the grasshopper in there because it's one of those FLYing grasshoppers"

She is sooo funny! I get such a kick out of her. By the end of the conversation I couldn't talk I was laughing so hard. Every family needs a Chandler.