Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween in China

Halloweeeeeeen...

Mmm.  This has got to be one of my favorite holidays.  Actually, if it wasn't for Christmas being so darn full of family, friends, and fun, Halloween would be my fave.  Unfortunately, this year I couldn't dress up as my customary Jedi because I left that costume at home.  I was forced to be creative (alas!) and think of a new idea. *sigh*  As much as I love making costumes for Halloween, I also love being a Jedi an awful lot.  But I did have a ton of fun doing something different for a change.  Prompted by my recent obsession with the musical CATS, I decided to be one of those furry felines.  It would be a fairly simple costume to assemble, and as resources and funds are limited, this was a good choice.  Can anyone say alliteration?  Furry, felines, fairly, funds... haha.  I'm a nerd. 

Moving on...

To start off, I put my hair in sponge rollers last night to get the needed volume for my big 'do.  Rollers out: just call me Shirley.


Since Halloween is a holiday most worthy of going all out, I dyed my contacts yellow (a la food coloring) to be more cat-like.  I did my own makeup. *takes a bow*  Pretty hot, eh?


From left to right: Tawny as a vampire, Heather as a witch, Paige as the Grudge girl, Cherstan as a vampire as well, and moi.  The Bond Language Institute hosted a big Halloween party for the students and their parents.  We helped out with games and a group of us even performed the Thriller dance for the guests.  As I am the one who taught the dance to the teachers, they made me be the lead dancer. >_<  I didn't mind, though.  It was fun.


Heather's contacts, which we also dyed, turned out fabulous.  We gelled, ratted, and baby-powdered her hair to make it look that gross.  


Witchy Heather and me on the bus.  Halloween isn't a big holiday here, so the group of us were stared at even more than usual on the way to the school.  I totally took advantage of it and hammed up the part, meowing and walking cat-like everywhere.  Allow me to point out my collar, which I made out of felt, brads, and eraser tops cut off and covered in gold foil.


Ok, so there are a lot of pictures of me, but really, I looked awesome!  Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year, and I love going all out.  


We decided that I was Heather's black cat.


Group photo!  This is most of the girls that teach at my school and live in my hall (and a few who don't).  I love you, guys!   


Dressed up as Indians, Sara and Breanne were definitely some of the more tame partygoers, as far as costume goes.


Why a vampire would be snacking on another of her kind is beyond me... and Tawny just looks stoned or something. ^_^


80's exercise instructor Shelby.  Unfortunately, her neon pink leggings are not visible in this picture. 


Paige's contacts were quite frightening, as was the rest of her makeup.  She originally wanted to be a banshee, but when we realized how much she looked like the Grudge chick with the makeup on, we decided that's what she would be. 


Tara (Cleopatra) and her mom pose for a picture.  Laurie, Tara's mom, is visiting for a few days.  She arrived in Zhongshan from Hong Kong just a few hours before our party and Tara picked her up from the port.


Jessie poses as Batgirl.  Her costume was so creative and cute.


Amy's goal for Halloween was to dress up as a dragonfruit.  I think she nailed it.  Notice the actual fruit on top of her head...


The Geek Squad pose for a creepy photo.


Brighton came to the party without dressing up (who does that at a Halloween party?), so we painted her face like a mime's as a last-minute solution to her lameness problem.


All in all, this year's Halloween was a blast.  The day ended on a bit of a downer, though.  As per my nightly routine, I went to the school track to run a few miles followed, up with a few minutes on the rowing machine.  When I got out of the machine, I slammed my shin against the bar, which hurt.  A lot.  I limped very painfully up the four flights of stairs back to my apartment to discover that I now sport a bruise/goose egg the size of a football. *reaches for the ibuprofen* So much for running every night.  Looks like it's going to be long pants and knee socks for a few weeks.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Apartmenty Goodness

I figure this post is long overdue.  After all, I've been living in this country for three months now.  I know at least my mother has asked about my living conditions.

Without further ado, I commence the virtual apartment tour!

This is what you see when you first enter my apartment, which I share with my roommates Nikelle (on the right) and Paulina (left).  Our apartment is surprisingly nice when compared to the Chinese standard.  Heck, it's nice compared to some dorms I've seen in the States.


A view of our front door, dresser, and desks.  The tv is kind of pointless - none of us care to watch CCTV, the broadcast station that dominates every channel in China, and as we don't have a dvd player... there you go.  Our head teachers have a dvd player, and we borrow it from time to time, but on the whole, the tv goes unused and unplugged.


Just to the left of the front door in the above photo is the bathroom.  Isn't it cute?  Heh.  We have a shower curtain that hangs from a bar across the middle of the bathroom.  In order to keep from splashing all over the toilet, we affix the bottom of the curtain to the toilet paper holder with a hair clip.  Makes for an interesting, but functional, setup.


Here's Paulina and her corner of the room.  She's awfully quiet, but very nice and easy to live with.


Nikelle is pretty frickin' awesome. We get along great.


Aaaaaand... here's mine.  Yeah, I like having stuff on my wall.  It just makes the room so much more lively, you know?  I brought with me to China a few things from home to put on the walls - my Rush calendar, a Heroes poster and a couple of drawings from Morgan and my friend Gloria.  

There's my rock-hard bed.  The mattress is nothing more than a box spring, which was a little uncomfortable at first, but I've gotten used to it.  It actually makes sleeping on my stomach much easier on my back. *shrugs*


I bought this painting in Yangshuo.  Augh, it's so beautiful in real life.  It's really vibrant and... dynamic.  Yes.  Dynamic is a good word for it.  Just below that I have my Rush Tribute Gallery - past months of my calendar that I've ripped out.  Those smaller pictures are photos that I've taken here in China.


From the left: various cards given to me by friends and family since I've been here (thanks, everyone), my beloved calendar, photos of vacations and my students, the sketch from Gloria, a Mormonad from the New Era, a drawing of Thomas and I from the man himself, my Heroes poster (Are you on the list?), and the drawing of Zuko from Morgiefied.  Sanks, Modan!  Oh, and my little pink and blue light-up lantern.  Below are various photos of family, friends, and pets.  Huh.  I just considered the possibility that you aren't actually interested in my wall decorations.  Too bad for you; I'm blogging about them anyway.


There's our balcony, on which resides the washing machine.  On the right is our kitchen.


Balcony shot.  Umm... that's my laundry.  I probably should have taken a picture of the balcony when it wasn't strung with all my underwear, but whatevs.


The kitchen.  It really is as cramped as it looks.  There's a stone-age toaster to the right of the mini fridge and a broken dryer for dishes on the left of the sink.


I bought these flowers to brighten up our room.  Aren't they pretty?  They cost me all of 14 RMB, which is 2 dollars.  They smell divine.


So there's my apartment.  It's small, but that makes it really easy to keep clean.  I quite like it!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Bad Pun Alert!

My apologies to all those out there in the blogosphere that thought me perished or worse.  I confess I don't have a good excuse for such a lapse in updating, other than the fact that I haven't been taking photos of much worth posting about.  However, I did find a great little food market in town that, while I probably will only be purchasing fruit and veggies from, is still a lot of fun to explore.

First off, I would like to explain Zhongshan a little bit more.  It's a very Westernized city (by Chinese standards) in the south of Guangdong province, which is in the southernmost part of China.  On the map, it's written in black and located north of Macau.  Zhongshan maintains around 20 town subdivisions, the one in which I live being Kai Yin.  Kai Yin is a relatively new development located outside the main downtown area, so it's not uncommon to meet people in town who haven't heard of it.  It's a very safe city, and though we white people get stared at a LOT, I've never felt insecure here.


To get to downtown Zhongshan where all the major everything is located, the most convenient solution is the Kai Yin bus system, which runs hourly from about six in the morning to eleven at night.  It costs 1 RMB to get to the food market stop, which is the first one in town, and every stop after that costs 2.5 RMB.  That translates to 14 cents and 36 cents American per ticket, respectively.  Here's our cute bus.  The drivers regularly compete with one another to see who can get the most air when driving over curb corners at highway speeds.  Nicole, you remember that time in Yueyang when you flew right off the seat of the tour bus?  Yeah, that's a fairly common thing.


Here's the food market bus stop in town.  Notice how people have parked their scooters on the sidewalk.  One thing you have to remember when walking on sidewalks in China is that they aren't completely restricted to pedestrians.  I regularly get honked at by scooters and cars alike as they try to pass me when I'm strolling along, obliviously window-shopping.


Here's the front of the food market.  It's under one of my favorite stores, Suning.  They have all sorts of electronics, home décor, and even an English book department.


Fruit stands outside of the food market.  The peeps out front'll try to gouge you, so I recommend buying inside.


There are two little flower shops in the alley leading into the market.  It always smells nice in front of them, which is quite a contrast to the... pungent... odors to be found inside.  Those of you with sensitive stomachs, look out for the warning below.


Probably one of the saddest things about living in China is that I never get to eat pineapple.  They just don't have it.  Of course, kiwi is always in season, so I suppose it's a trade-off.


There's the characteristic dragon fruit near the front.  They're surprisingly bland.  It's a shame, since they're so goofy looking.  Actually, my head teacher is going to be a dragon fruit for Halloween.  I think they are really cute.


This lady had a stand with all sorts of eggs for sale.  I think these look like quail eggs, but I'm no eggspert.  Haha.  Wow.  I'll refrain from using such incriminating language from now on.  Moving on!


This is the lady with the egg stand.  Here she is shelling nuts of some kind.



***MILD BLOOD AND GUTS ALERT***
These pictures really aren't that bad, but to avoid any possible liability suits, don't say I didn't warn you. 
 
And here we come to the really fun part!  Dead things!  Dead things chopped up and dripping on the floor!


Good thing I have a stomach of steel.  I saw some pretty nasty things here.  I loved it.  That is, I loved it until I got to the buckets of live worms.


The lady chopping up fish from the photo above stooped to wash off whatever that is in a bucket, so I snapped a pic.


I couldn't tell if these things were alive or not, but they were horrifying nonetheless.


And a bunch of big, ugly flat fish.


Ok, this was GROSS.  That's a tray of live wormy things on the left.  No joke.  WORMS!  I almost puked all over them.  I don't have the foggiest idea what the things directly above that pan are, and I didn't stick around long enough to figure out that particular mystery.  Though it looks like snails on the right.  Definitely do yourself a favor and enlarge this photo; it's quite... enlightening.

click photo to embiggen

Whew!  Made it past the real stomach-churning stuff.  I saw tons of live foul there, in addition to these chickens and ducks.  Apparently dove is a local delicacy, and sure enough, a man next to this one had cages full of them.  I don't know if such a small bird would be worth eating.


Anyway, it's good to be back into the blogging loop.  I'm going to put up some pictures of my apartment (finally) tomorrow, so look out for that post.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Soundtrack of My Life

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

OPENING CREDITS
Head Games - Foreigner
The first song that actually came up was Chapter 8 of the Sense and Sensibility audiobook, but I skipped it and subsequent audiobook tracks.

WAKING UP
I Wanna Be Like You (The Monkey Song) - Jungle Book 

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
Tom Sawyer - Rush

CHILDHOOD
Preying Penniless Women (Sense and Sensibility soundtrack) - Patrick Doyle

FALLING IN LOVE
Those We Don't Speak Of (The Village soundtrack) - James Newton-Howard

FIGHT SONG
Work Song - Les Misérables
This is actually a good one!

BREAKING UP
What Shall We Die For (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End soundtrack) - Hans Zimmer

PROM
Sequel - Harry Chapin

LIFE
The Plagues (The Prince of Egypt soundtrack) - Hans Zimmer
Haha!

COLLEGE
Two Worlds (Tarzan soundtrack) - Phil Collins

HIGH SCHOOL
Alleluia, Veni Sancte Spiritus - the Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos

DRIVING
Journey to Fort Sedgewick (Dances With Wolves soundtrack) - John Barry

FLASHBACK
Requiem (Princess Mononoke soundtrack) - Joe Hisaishi

GETTING BACK TOGETHER
Corynorhinus (Batman Begins soundtrack) - Hans Zimmer and James Newton-Howard

WEDDING
O Mio Babbino Caro - Puccini, Sarah Brightman

BIRTH OF A CHILD
Invocation: Deus In Adjuntorium - The Jesus Maria Clemente Monastery

FINAL BATTLE
Antrozous (Batman Begins soundtrack) - Hans Zimmer and James Newton-Howard

DEATH SCENE
The Incredits (The Incredibles soundtrack) - Michael Giacchino
A remarkably upbeat song for a death scene.  :S

FUNERAL SONG
Night Prowler - AC/DC
Heh.  Good one.

END CREDITS
Arrival on Dagobah (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back soundtrack) - John Williams

SPECIAL FEATURES: DOCUMENTARY MAKING OF
Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top

TRAILER FOR SEQUEL (AFTERLIFE)
YYZ - Rush
Yes!  Rush made it twice!

I seem to have an awful lot of soundtracks.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Time for Some Campaignin'

If any of you had the pleasure of watching JibJab.com's delightful election 2004 parody, you will sincerely appreciate their latest video: Time for Some Campaignin'.

For those of you to whom this sort of thing is new, please enjoy with an open mind. Remember, they make fun of everyone.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Xishuangbanna

I had the most fabulous week ever!  Vacations in China are a blast, especially when you're with good friends.  Yes, Mom, I do have friends other than the GS!  Haha, I got a lot of responses from blog readers about how you can be friends with all kinds of people, and to that I say, "duh!"  When I initially posted about the GS I was still horribly homesick and hating life, so having some friends whose interests mirrored my own was a lifeline to my friends and family back home.  Since then I have gotten to know the other girls here, and I'm very glad.  This trip wouldn't have been the same without my traveling companions.  

My roommate Nikelle, our friend Brighton, and I spent last week vacationing in Jinghong, capital city of the prefecture of Xishuangbanna in Yunnan province.  Known as the Thailand of China, this city lies about an hour from the Myanmar and Laos borders.  It is the home region of the Dai minority, and many of these people still live in villages surrounding the city.

To get to Jinghong, we first had to take our local city bus to the main bus station, from which we would take a 2-hour bus to Guangzhou.  From there we had a 24-hour train to Kunming, and then an 11-hour bus to Jinghong.  We had to take trains and buses because Brighton's passport was stolen a month or two ago.  She's in the process of getting a replacement, so for the time being she can't take planes anywhere.

Nikelle and I ran, literally, to the lunchroom before we caught the bus.  It was pouring rain, as is obvious by this horrific picture.  I'm only putting it on because it's a valid part of our journey. 


Here are Brighton and Nikelle on the bus to Guangzhou.


The 24-hour train to Kunming. 


This old man was sitting next to Nikelle on the train.  He was so adorable and sweet to us, even though he didn't speak any English.


Somehow Brighton managed to fall asleep in this absurd position.


Isn't this an attractive picture?  At least it's not very clear.


The train ride to Kunming wasn't bad.  We sat across from this young Chinese woman with whom we made friends.  She spoke English very well, and after we got off the train she took us to this fantastic noodle restaurant.  We all ordered the same thing: a kind of hotpot noodle dish.  You get a plate of raw meats and uncooked veggies, a small bowl of plain noodles, and this huge bowl of hot broth.  You dump in the meat, veggies, and noodles into the broth and it's so hot that all the ingredients cook right there.

Before...



And after!  This was one of the best breakfasts ever.  When I first got to China, I had a hard time with the lack of cereal and waffles and stuff like that for breakfast.  But now I crave stuff like noodles and jiao tse, or dumplings.


Me'n'my noodles.  Caro, our Chinese friend is behind me.



Kunming is such a great city.  The train dumped us off at 7:30 am, and we had until 7 pm before our bus to Jinghong, so we spent the day shopping and hanging out.


This man had a tv on the back of his bicycle.


I almost had a cow when I saw this cake.  Seriously?  A Hello Kitty cake?  So cool.


This street market for food items was tons of fun.


This is a stand of flavored mushrooms.   They gave us samples and they were delicious.


I think these are hazelnuts.


Dried, chopped-up fish stand!  Smelly, but actually quite tasty.


The required kicking-a-statue picture.  I actually had three of these total, but this one came out best.  And yes, I'm wearing red running shorts.  I brought only exercise shorts and grungy t-shirts on this trip.  Didn't exactly make for the cutest wardrobe, but it was functional and comfortable.


Brighton snaps a photo of a picturesque alley.




This guy was hanging around a park with his dog.


 Our bus arrived in Jinghong at 6:30 am, but the bus driver didn't say anything to us and as we were asleep, we didn't realize we'd arrived at our destination for an hour!  The extra hour of sleep was nice, though.  As we climbed out of the empty bus at 7:30, thoroughly embarrassed but laughing at the absurdity of our situation, I realized something horrible.  The previous night I'd taken out my contacts.  Unfortunately, because of the dark and bumpy bus ride, I somehow didn't get one contact into its case.  To make matters worse, I didn't have a replacement set with me or my glasses.  Yep.  I spent the entire week with one eye.  If any of you know how bad my prescription is, you can sympathize. 

Jinghong is beautiful.  It has a very southeast Asia feel.  Here's a picture of Brighton and I posing with a statue of an elephant. 


In preparing for our trip, Brighton and Nikelle looked up the website of this local place in Jinghong called the Forest Café that runs jungle treks through the mountains.  We made reservations for a two-day trek, and planned on leaving the first day we got to the city.  After the fiasco at the bus station, we finally made it to Forest Café and met Sara, our guide.  She's a Chinese woman who speaks fluent English, as well as a little of the local dialects, and guides tourists through the jungles to local villages.  We also met our fellow travelers with whom we'd be spending the next two days and night.  To my surprise, we were the only Americans doing the trek.  There was a Swedish man and his Chinese girlfriend, two French girls from Shanghai, a French mother and daughter, and a group of four European students studying in Chongqing.  They are pictured a little later.

Our journey began at the foot of the greenest mountain I've ever seen.  Every inch of land was covered in lush foliage, minus the dirt road on which we walked.  It rains pretty frequently in this area, and the road was muddy for most of the hike.  It's pretty flat here, but 3/4 of the hike was very steep uphill.  We hiked for about two hours, then stopped for a lunch break.  Lunch was delicious, consisting of two slices of bread, a slice or two of tomato, a boiled egg, and a small orange.  After lunch we hiked for another three hours before arriving at our final destination.  It was a very challenging trek, but worth it in the end.   



View of the Mekong river.  It's brown because of the region's characteristic red dirt.



I was the first to arrive at the village in which we would sleep for the night.  These children greeted me with a few hellos, let me take their picture, and promptly run away, giggling like mad.


There are only about 27 families living in this Dai village.  All the homes are wooden and raised up about five or so feet from the ground.  Chickens, dogs, and cats all roam freely about the town.  As tiny and rural as it is, most homes, if not all of them, have running water and electricity.


We stayed in the home of one of these families.  When we first got there, they had tea and fruit ready for us to snack on.  In this photo, from left to right, are: Hannah, a German girl who is one of the students from Chongqing; Nikelle; Hans, also German and studying in Chongqing; one of the French girls from Shanghai; and me, looking decidedly exhausted.  After we had a breather, we all took turns taking showers at some of the nearby homes.  I was surprised they even had showers.




Day two of the trek.  Pictured here are two of our friends from Chongqing - Hans and a French girl named Lou.  Hannah is taking the photo.  Also in their group was a French guy named Antoine, who is pictured later, and a German fellow named Torsten.  He was feeling sick the day of the trek and so stayed in Jinghong.  It was such a bummer that he missed out on our adventure.


This sickening spider was about two or three inches long.


Today I'm sporting the spandex shorts.  Nice.



This rice paddy was right between two mountains.


Part of our hike included tromping through pineapple fields, which turned out to be... exciting, to say the least.  We abandoned the wide road in favor of tiny paths through the fields, and because we were heading down the mountain, it was very steep.  Without both my eyes, I had virtually no depth perception and it made this leg of the journey very difficult.  I had to be careful when judging how far down a dip in the trail was, and even so, I slipped a lot.  It wouldn't have been worth mentioning except that we were literally walking on the side of a mountain.  


Sara and Eve picked fresh pineapples for each of us.  They were so cute and little!  Delish.  I'd been craving pineapple ever since I got here; I still have yet to find one in a grocery store in my area.


Just before I took this picture, our group stopped for a short breather after coming down off the side of the mountain.  I was cleaning off the mud from my shoes when I looked down at my feet and saw something tiny, black, and wiggling stuck to my sock.  Huh.  Closer inspection revealed that wiggling something was a leech.  I had no less than four leeches stuck to my feet.  EWWWW!!  I would like to say that I maintained my composure admirably and calmly pulled them off myself, but that would be lying.  At least they were small.


This is the end of our trek.  I had a fabulous time, so it was a bittersweet moment.  Brighton's camera has a picture of the three of us at the end, but I don't have it yet, so I'll have to add it later.


On the bus back to Jinghong we saw this man herding ducks.  He would say something in Chinese to them and they would obey his commands.  Crazy, huh?  I didn't know ducks could be trained to follow voice commands.  It was hilarious.


Amazingly enough, the guys from Chongqing wanted to hang out with us some more, so that night we met for dinner and goofed around until late.  Here Antoine and Brighton pose for a photo at our favorite hangout, Mei Mei Café.  If you ever find yourself in Jinghong, I definitely recommend it.

The following day we got together for breakfast and rented some mountain bikes to explore the city.  

On the way to the bike rental place...


I absolutely loved riding bikes.  We went around the city a bit, and then decided to see if there was anything interesting outside of it.  We rode outside of the city for a while, then took a break to look at the scenery.  Pictured below: Hans, me, Brighton, Torsten, and Antoine.  Hannah and Lou didn't seem to interested in bikes, so just the boys and us went.



We biked along the road until we found a gondola ride across the river to an island that houses a kind of cultural park.  Brighton and Antoine took rode in one gondola...


Nikelle and Torsten in another...


and Hans and I complete the group.


The park was a bit of a let-down.  There wasn't much to do/see there, so there aren't many pictures.  We still had fun talking and walking around, regardless of the lameness of the park.





This is one of my favorite pictures from the trip.  I dunno, we're just chilling.  I like how we are all in a different position and looking different directions.  Not posed, though!



The next day the guys and the two girls went to a waterfall near the city.  The boys invited us to come along, but the bus didn't have enough seats for us, so we decided to do our own thing.  We had a low-key day exploring Jinghong and the nearby town of Menghai.  When we were in Menghai, I went to a fruit stand to buy a banana.  The proprietor of the stand started saying stuff in Chinese to me which I couldn't understand and wouldn't take my money.  At first I thought he wasn't going to sell it to me, but then got his meaning.  He was giving it to me.  Woo hoo!  Free banana!

This is a sign in Jinghong.  I took this picture because the sign has the standard Chinese characters on it as well as the local Dai dialect written above.


Posing like statues on a really long boat.


Our trip ended far too soon.  The sleeper bus took us to Jinghong back to Kunming, where we said farewell to our European friends.  We exchanged contact information, and hopefully we'll get to meet up again before we leave China.  

The train station in Kunming was freezing cold, so we put on as many clothes as we could.


I bought this great jacket in Menghai with the hopes that I would be able to wear it at least once or twice before I leave China.  Little did I know my wish would be gratified so soon!  I think it looks like that leather jacket Michael Jackson wore during his performance at the 1993 Super Bowl.  Well, except mine's not leather.


Geez, this was a long post.  Hopefully my trip is at least marginally as enjoyable to read about as it was for me to experience.