Wednesday, September 27, 2006
arrested development
i think my brain develops more slowly (im NOT talking about intelligence) than my body. im already 20, but i think i am just starting my 'grumpy-teenager' phase. i dont ever recall myself being so crotchety and pissed off with everybody/everything all the time for no good reason. every little thing is so irritating. and ive stopped caring about what other people think, i am number one.
sigh.
its probably just stress...
sigh.
its probably just stress...
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Dongliang's Farewell
As we all know, mr liudongliang is leaving for the uk today to further his studies. so last night we had a small sending off for him at my house. usually these kind of sending-off things entails getting drunk/being stripped/dunked in a swimming pool (in this case pond), and later posting all the photos and videos online hahahaha. it was really very funny. anyone who knows dl will find the videos damn funny. we have chosen not to post the stripped-and-dunked photos because those are a little too graphic hahah.
this is our way of saying bye and him wishing him all the best! hahahaha.
"i need to puke"
Puking session 1
Puking session 2 there was a really a lot in this one hahaha.
this is our way of saying bye and him wishing him all the best! hahahaha.
"i need to puke"
Puking session 1
Puking session 2 there was a really a lot in this one hahaha.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
haha
The following are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time
considering how their online names might appear... and be misread.
1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that
represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
http://www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at:
http://www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
http://www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
http://www.therapistfinder.com
5. There's the Italian Power Generator company:
http://www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always:
http://www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is:
http://www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site:
http://www.speedofart.com
considering how their online names might appear... and be misread.
1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that
represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:
http://www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at:
http://www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at:
http://www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at:
http://www.therapistfinder.com
5. There's the Italian Power Generator company:
http://www.powergenitalia.com
6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always:
http://www.ipanywhere.com
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is:
http://www.cummingfirst.com
9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site:
http://www.speedofart.com
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
sometimes i really hate the person i am. inadequacies, too many. and im too aware. ignorance is bliss. why cant i do anything about it?
theres only one thing to say at times like this:
FUCK!
theres only one thing to say at times like this:
FUCK!
Monday, September 04, 2006
:(
steve irwin is dead. shocking news. remembered watching his shows in sec sch, he was so invincible. killed by something as innocuous as a stingray, so 'safe' compared to all his big croc encounters.
oh well, such is life.
oh well, such is life.
i have a headache, a self induced one that is.
i feel like shouting. shouting in an angry yet good mood way.
"You came to see the mobscene!
I know it isn’t your scene!
It’s better than a sex scene!
and it’s so fucking obscene!"
rrraarrrrr
i feel like shouting. shouting in an angry yet good mood way.
"You came to see the mobscene!
I know it isn’t your scene!
It’s better than a sex scene!
and it’s so fucking obscene!"
rrraarrrrr
Friday, September 01, 2006
if there is one negative about ording its that i have nothing to regulate my time anymore. left to my own devices, my day will quickly revolve into night and vice versa. i sleep at around 4 and wake up at about 2, this obviously isnt healthy. i spend most of the afternoon dead tired, and i suddenly perk up at around 9pm. its 215am now and i am bright awake and alert. i tried a few times to reset my clock but failed miserably. i just cannot resist sleeping in the afternoon. at least i tried right? haha. will try again tmr.
i havent been putting the extra time to good use, at my peril. wake up your fucking idea jon (ive been saying this since last year)!!
i havent been putting the extra time to good use, at my peril. wake up your fucking idea jon (ive been saying this since last year)!!
