Facebook Analogy Part 8

Stupid postings ... smart ass replies.

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Yes, its been 9 years. Some good days. Some bad. Still my favorite place in the world is cuddled up with him.

Ahhhwwww ... how SWEET IS THAT?? Next time it's his birthday, why don't you make a wish and blow him?!? And I'm guessing NOBODY remembered your anniversary either since you had to post it on Facebook just to get some attention!

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God has sent many blessing my way today, I'm not sure I could explain it better than that! =0)

This is just wrong on so many levels. This lady wants to give thanks to God for all the stuff that SHE'S ACCOMPLISHED in her life lately!!! Why don't you give YOURSELF some credit for all the college you've taken, and the pursuing of the job you wanted? It's just to damn bad that college didn't teach you the difference between mythology and reality!

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•.¸¸¸.•*¨*•Put ? this ? on ? your ? status ? if ? you ? have ? the ? most ? beautiful ? DAUGHTER ? in the ? world•*¨*•.¸¸¸.•*¨*••*¨*Love you ------

Ahhhhh shit!!!!! You beat Me to it!! And YOU have the most beautiful daughter in the world now!!! God Dammit!! Mine is just an ugly sack of shit now!! My daughter will certainly become a crack whore and pregnant doing interviews on the Maury Povich show! Why don't I just kill Myself and My daughter and get it over with??

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Today is the International Day for the Fight Against Cancer... In memory of those who lost the battle against cancer, and those who continue fighting. I pray for a cure. 92% of you won't copy & paste this text to their Facebook profile status, will you? I DID, for those I care for. Proud to be part of the 8%!

And just what contributions are you and the other 8% of the think-tank doing to help out with cancer anyway? Is it the fact that your praying about it? Or wishing it wasn't so? (which is about the same as praying by the way). If cancer is so bad, why did YOUR GOD invent it?? Seems kinda fucked up to Me!! So go ahead .. be the PROUD 8% that did NOTHING to improve the odds to cure cancer ... I'll stick with the other 92% who actually believe that physical work is needed to cure a disease. You should be EMBARRASSED to be in the 8% category.

And by the way .. cancer has been around for like 4000 years ... I think we can rule out PRAYER as an option that DOESN'T WORK!!! Dumb bitch!!

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------- has requested that I take them ice skating today. I took ----- ice skating once about four years ago. Other than that, I have not skated in about 20-25 years. We will be going to the little outdoor rink in the middle of town.....thank goodness it's a *small* town! ;-) (I wonder if I should strap a pillow to my backside?)

As long as you DON'T wear any head protection, I really don't see any harm that can become of it. Enjoy .. and play hard!!

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is very frustrated right now ergh........

*WARNING* - lame attempt to get people to pay attention to this persons pathetic needs.

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----- is proud. ------ is representing her class today at the county spelling bee. Good luck!

Wow .. a student who can spell, that's really shocking news. Why don't you just be happy that your kid was born with 10 fingers and 10 toes and spare the rest of us all the bragging about stupid shit!?!

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Is spendind time with ----- mom, dad and grandma! What a great night! God is so good! Thank you God for the blessings

Seriously!??!! Is there ANYTHING that you DON'T give God PRAISE FOR??? Thanking God for spending time with someone ... like that wasn't YOUR choice to do that or anything. You had a good time with relatives and your only response is "God is so good!" What a fucking delusionoid you are! Do you do this at home when a nice healthy 12 inch turd slides quietly into the bowl without splashing? "AHHHHHHHHHHH .... GOD IS SOOOOOOO GOOD!!!" We need to find all the people like you and have a public hanging in the town square one day!!

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Until the whole world hears.. Lord we are crying out!

Believe Me ... it's been like 2000 years now and millions and millions of people dead in "HIS" name. I think it's safe to say the world has heard of Him by now. Why don't you try something new and KEEP HIM TO YOUR FUCKING SELF???

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kinda just lounging around the house today. hoping my contacts show up so i don't have to where my glasses to work again

And once again ... I'm just speechless.

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What is the measure of a man? Is it his strength, or is it a thought that others feel a man must be. Is sexuality that much of a focus in life? The past is just that. We all dwell in it at times, but the present and future still are to come. Is BI-Sexuality that bad that one must be a pushed down for it.

Here's a guy who's married and is constantly writing shit like this. Why don't you just admit it ... YOUR FUCKING GAY!!!!!!! Admit that you got married to try to lead a 'normal' life while hiding your homosexuality. My advice to you : Get a divorce, let your ex-wife continue on her way to try and regain what sense of pride she has left, meanwhile your free to go out and suck dick without guilt. It's a win-win situation you stupid fudge packer!

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Lost in thought, it is answers that are sought. How lost one can become. Fighting to find the light. Only to be trapped by darkness. Friends who seem true, now glow from their own radiation. Trusting only in ones self. The games others play. Only to be forced to play yourself. Where is the sanctity in life.

More stupid posting by 'gay boy'. I mean come on ... wake up to reality!! Your a married man who types poetry about how tough it is to be gay in the world. READ THE CLUES Sherlock Holmes. I say the sooner you have a big penis stuck up your ass, the happier you'll be.

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Well that's enough for this time. And it also brings to a close the 'Facebook Analogy' series. After watching what everyone types for a couple weeks, and then commenting on it ..it didn't take long to see a pattern that just about everything that gets typed out on Facebook is pretty much a repeat after a very short time. Hence, it is useless to continue this venture .. kinda like Facebook itself. Hope you enjoyed it, it was an interesting experiment for Me.

All 8 of the FaceBook Analogies will soon be available on DVD by late spring 2010 for only $29.99 plus S+H. Send your checks in today to make sure you get a copy!!

Facebook Analogy Part 7

More stupid posting. More intelligent replies. Enjoy!

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Can't believe my boy is 18 today!!!

Well I'm guessing yesterday He was 17 years, 364 days old. What exactly did you expect to happen today OTHER than the fact that he'd turn 18. *WARNING* - this phenomenon will happen again in exactly one more year .. be prepared.

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Awww you all are awesome! Thank you for all the wonderful birthday wishes:) I am so thankful to have such wonderful friends

Seriously? Facebook alerts people to when somebody's birthday is, and that somehow translates in your brain that you should be thankful you have such wonderful friends??? This is like programming your coffee maker to make coffee at 5:30AM so when you wake up there is a nice, hot pot of java ready for you ...... and then being so thankful that your coffee maker is such a wonderful thing to actually remember you each and every morning. A coffee maker with feelings and emotions!!!!! How can that be?????

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Joy and Sadness, all in the same day.

*WARNING* - Attention alert! The ONLY reason this person posted this is because of the lame attempt to get people to ask what's wrong. Go swallow some DranO!

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A bit tired..think it's almost bed time


Yup ... those two things tend to go hand in hand oddly enough.

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my son is on the phone with a girl who called him...isn't he too young for all this?

Well now .. it could be worse! At least he's actually TALKING to another human being, unlike some idiotic parents who spend their day TYPING to a bunch of fake cyber friends on Facebook. All in all, I'd say without your parental supervision, he MIGHT have a chance of leading a productive, healthy life!!

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Is teaching her little boy to tie his shoes.

YOU MUST BE SOOOOOOOO PROUD!!! Statistically speaking .. only 1 in 25,310 parents actually teach their kids to tie their own shoes! It's NO WONDER you took the time to type it out on Facebook for the rest of the world to 'OOOH and AAAH' over!

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I went to WalMart, children in tow, at 5:30 today. I need my head examined. Thankfully, -------- gave me something to smile about. On the way in, she was telling me about the "glow-in-the-dark" fish they have. She said, "They glow because God put lights in them...you know, how He said, 'Let there be light'? And they lit up!" :)

Yeah .. it's cute when they're 5 years old, but it's damn scary when they still believe bullshit stories when they become adults because the parents were too stupid to teach them the truth eventually. Which explains why you felt the urge to go to Walmart and type about it on Facebook in the first place. It also explains why when MY children say we should pray about something, I tell them "Every time you pray to Jesus, God kills a baby puppy."

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Just wondering if anyone else has days were-----MMMM I WONDER WHY GOD PUT ME ON THE EARTH CAUSE I REALLY FEEL LIKE IM A BIG SCREW UP AND IM NO GOOD FOR NOTHING!!!! Anyone else feel like this somedays?

That's the whole point of religion, to make you feel like a pathetic, worthless, sinner who isn't worthy of the life that God created for you. And without lots and lots of money and a incredibly guilty conscience, you never will be worthy either!!! *NOTE* - If you toss in your son to a pack of priests now and then, I guess it's suppose to help. Or was it sacrificing some goats blood on an altar .. hmmmm I can't remember which.

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Why am I so sad? Why am I so upset? I should put my hope in God and keep praising him, my Savior and my God. ~Psalm 42:5 NCV

Now here's the same lady who wrote that last post, only one hour later or so. Yeah ....... looks like you found the answer all right. You felt like shit that you weren't good enough for God ... so you turned to God to feel better. Yeah, makes PERFECT sense now!

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Hate job stress. Hate. It.

ME TOO!!! That's why I gave it up! I found that not only was job stress stupid, but so was the entire JOB!! The whole concept of working and growing with a company and climbing the corporate ladder is total bullshit invented by 'the man' to keep you from enjoying your life. But what the hell am I wasting My time writing this for .. no one ever believes Me.

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not good, not good, not good. I have a little one with a fever and wheezing and I'm supposed to go away this weekend. Here's hoping she can fight this thing off.

Yeah .. I BET you hope she can fight this thing off. Wouldn't want to interrupt your plans and actually force you to be A PARENT! My guess is this girl could get pneumonia and you'd still find a way to leave for the weekend without caring for her anyway. Typical parent.

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Why is it when you are expecting money, something comes up and it ends up getting spent before you even have it? Tax refund due tomorrow - plumber needed called today. Sigh......

Because your a 'typical' American who doesn't have a dime in this thing called a savings account. I'm certain you live paycheck to paycheck, and when you make a major purchase, all your concerned about is 'how low are the monthly payments?' Not to mention you probably paid $100 or MORE to get a 'Rapid Refund' on the money THAT WAS YOURS TO BEGIN WITH!!!!!! It's people like you that have sunk this country into the financial collapse in the first place (but it's all in God's hands so it's OK). Stupid people like yourselves have to exist for greedy bankers to prey on. And if you think your little plumbing bill is a problem, try managing the fact that every single person in the United States owes over $35,000.00 to the deficit. That includes you, your spouse, AND your 5 kids (which you can't afford to begin with). Way to go, proud Christian parent!

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OK .. gotta quit, that last posting got the blood boiling. See ya soon!

Facebook Analogy Part 6

Episode number 6 of the absurd stupidity of Facebook ... and the millions who support it. Enjoy.


---- was impressed by the opening ceremonies. Still not a Sarah Mclachlan fan.....never will be, I guess. Loved the rest of it, though! :)

(response) I've always considered k.d. lang's style to be a little weird....but, I LOVE her voice. She's got some power in those folds! It was good to hear her tonight!

(response) And, I found it rather funny to see the fake snow falling on the opening ceremonies while I looked outside and saw the REAL snow falling outside my window! LOL....my own personal snow globe. :)

Here's what you may not know about. The two responses are from the same person who wrote the first post. That's right ..... SHE'S TYPING TO HERSELF!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW do you believe Me that people are getting dumber by the day???

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Going to hang up laundy, take a shower then head to walmart to get hangers & some other things


I'm speechless other than the fact that I'd bet good money you'd be the perfect candidate for the "People of Walmart" sight.

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--- is wishing my Grandpa a Happy Birthday today! 92 and still going strong! He's an inspiration to us all. :) At the same time, I'm remembering the family of my friend, ---- -----, who died a year ago today. Please hold them in your prayers on this difficult day.

Now assuming I believed in prayer .. just what in the fuck do you want Me to pray about?? The guy is already dead! Do you want Me to pray that he comes back to life for his family?? Am I supposed to believe that this 'total stranger to Me' should have the same magical resurrection as Jesus Christ??? Why the fuck do you think after 2000 years, HE should be the lucky one????

Or maybe I'm supposed to pray for the family of the lost one. And just what the fuck am I supposed to pray about then??? That they remember the day?? That they forget the day?? That there is BINGO every night starting at 6:30?

And your grandpa who's 92 is NOT an inspiration to ME!!!!! I'VE NEVER EVEN MET THE FUCKER!!!!!! He's probably just another asshole who insists on being out in public everyday taking 10 times as long to do whatever it is the rest of us do at regular speed! I got a better idea .. why don't you keep YOUR family shit to the little circle called YOUR FAMILY!!!??!! Dumb hairy slit!

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It's time to book a trip to Vegas.....hehehehehe.....work is just too demanding lately.....gotta get the heck outta Dodge! ;)

What you don't know is that MOST of this person's 'Facebooking' is done AT WORK ... WHILE WORKING!!!!!!! Yeah .. typical American lazy tit. Goes to work, visits, plays on the computer, drinks coffee, gets paid for it, and then has the nerve to complain that the job is stressful. Did I mention we are becoming the embarrassment of the world?

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--- is wishing ---- a wonderful birthday today. Love you soooooo much!

Awwww ... how sweet! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Honestly......are EVERYONE'S children as strange and wild as mine are????? Or am I just the lucky one? ;-) (Spring cannot come soon enough to this house, methinks!)

Nope .. your children are the STRANGEST ones in the entire world! You know why? Because their mommy types down every single thing she's ever done in a given day on Facebook, and it's in their genes to one day become as retarded as their parents.

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--- is getting ready to go the the Valentine Dinner at church. The men do the cooking, serving, and entertainment.....and they EVEN clean up afterward! It's become a pretty popular event for the congregation. :)

You know what else has become popular at church's these days? Raping altar boys. Way to celebrate your love in a pedophile institution that teaches 'Fairy Tales' are REAL!! .. how sweet ;)

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Right now Mike is playing a quiet game of Guess who with Xander and Zaan is playing with Abby. Jacob just got fed and Allison is sleeping:)

RIGHT NOW there are A LOT of things going on this world .... and what your kids are currently doing just didn't make the "I Give A Shit" list!! Way to name your kids by the way .. Xander and Zaan! Are they going to be aliens in space when they grow up or something? I'm sure they'll get the shit beat out of them in school a few times for their goofy names that you insisted on giving them. AND FIVE KIDS ... WHOA!!! Way to go on that venture!!! The sixth one must not be on the way yet because I'm sure you would have mentioned what 'it' was doing also!

Oh .. and for the record. I just farted and it smells like RiceARoni, the wife is bleeding from Her pussy, My youngest one is watching Sponge Bob, My oldest one is discovering the art of masturbating, and the dog is currently licking his dick. Still feel like sharing ????

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So dont you hate it when your man thinks that valentines day is just another day?

Yeah .. I hate that shit! Especially when you consider Valentines Day is a bunch of made up bullshit about SAINT VALENTINE. Uhmmmmmm .. how many saints do you know in YOUR life?? That's right .. NONE ... because there is no such thing as SAINTS you stupid sack of hair!!!
And the idea of Valentines Day that we know it is just ANOTHER ploy to get YOUR money to provide the false idea that it proves your love for a significant other! That's right ... it's a holiday .. for RETAILERS!!! Just like every other fucking holiday. Why don't you smarten up (like your man did), and show your true love by having hot, passionate sex until you can't walk anymore and have to call in sick the next day. Just don't have a 'love child' because of it ..that's all I ask.

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Either cupid hit me in the head with that stinkin arrow & gave me a headache, or I need him to so it'll relieve some pressure. Ow.

Yeah .. it could possibly be one of those two things, or maybe something else. Could it be the breakdown of the DNA double helix linkage in your body from lack of use? Maybe it's the genes in your brain committing suicide because they don't feel needed anymore. Maybe your the beginning of a frightening trend ... 'backward evolution' .. where the human starts to go back to a form of ape-like creature because it didn't use it's current human form to anything near full capacity!!! I'd say any of these would be a greater possibility than a magic fairy shooting love darts at your head.

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Well better stop now .. I'm starting to get depressed that I'm one of the human race. See ya next time!

Facebook Analogy Part 5

Time for another installment of Facebook Analogy .. aren't you lucky?!?

I'm still protecting the retarded who write this stuff, but not sure why. Enjoy.


--- is helping ------- make her Valentine box for her party tomorrow. This is always such a creative endeavor! :)

Yeah .. that's good to know. Might I add that if you wouldn't have opened YOUR Valentine BOX a few years ago .. it's possible we wouldn't be reading this stupid shit in the first place!!

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--- just realized she has crumbs and various assorted sticky things on her shirt. But.....I'm a mom.....I have an excuse! I think.

Speaking of sticky things on your shirt ... it's really a damn shame that your dad didn't squirt some sticking stuff on your moms shirt that fateful night when you were conceived!!!

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---- is 1 week old today!

Wow .. that's awesome!! I would have NEVER guessed that the baby you kept ranting about in your belly for the last 2 months would actually be a week old EXACTLY 1 WEEK after it was born!!!! What are the fucking odds of that??? Now in 7 more days if she's two weeks old, I'm just gonna start shitin' bricks .. PLEASE keep us posted!

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--- is going to bed.....night everyone!!! going to rapid city for the weekend cant wait!!!!

It's a 'double whammy' stupidity post!!! Not only did you post the fact that your going to bed (congratulations by the way), but also you threw in a 'little hint' that you want everyone to comment about how lucky you are to be going on a trip because nobody would care otherwise!!

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--- is surrounded by people receiving good news. :-) Is it my turn now?

What you don't know is that this dumb, spoiled bitch has been trying to sell her other house for 2 years now. And every time (except this one) she has a 'showing', she asks everyone on the internet to pray for her. I'd say she's had a good 30 prayer requests for her now ... one would think you'd find the link between praying .. and prayer NOT working. Hmmmm

Not to mention she's the typical yuppy bitch I've come to HATE. She is constantly living a lifestyle that many of us would dream about. Trip after trip, Florida, Hawaii, Niagara Falls .. entertainment, fine wine, fine dining, concerts ... you name it ... she's doing it, and pretty much on a daily basis. Then she has the balls to complain how hard it is making two house payments. I like to think that if she died a horrific death tomorrow, I would celebrate just a little bit. Is that wrong?

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*sigh* repeat of last weekend just different teams Friday ~ OT appointment and hockey game Saturday ~ basketball game and hockey game Sunday ~ hockey game *sigh*

This is what I like to refer to as 'self inflicted' stupidity. The stress that people create all on their own and then bitch about it. I'm sure she also thinks that God magically impregnated her with her kids because God has the master plan for her life. Yeah .. it wasn't the fact that a sperm driven penis dove into a swollen hot vagina and spewed out a wad of love snot without protection. YOU CREATED IT ...... YOU DEAL WITH IT!!!! By the way .. no one put a gun to your head and said your kids HAD to be in hockey and/or basketball!!! Shit brick!

*note to self* - "Sperm driven penis" ... it's got a nice 'ring' to it. Could be a sequel to A Purpose Driven Life??

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I hope I look good Bald, cause I'm going to pull my freaking hair out.

Very similar to the desperate "Tomorrow is my birthday" plea. Just typing a 'teaser' post in the desperation that other people will be forced to ask you what's wrong. Hey .. next time you feel like pulling your hair out and typing it on Facebook, just grab a scissors and plunge it into your throat. This stops the hair from growing.

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I didn't see it coming, so I didn't duck. I wish I could have seen it coming so it would miss me, but I didn't, now I have it. I have a miserable cold.

Ahhhh tricky tricky tricky!! You may not have seen this, but it's ANOTHER desperate plea for sympathy from people who otherwise would not give a shit. But they put it in a secret little catchy phrase instead!! Probably due to the fact that this person has made so many 'regular pleas' that they needed to evolve it into better ones to get the same attention. PATHETIC!! Go gargle with razor blades .. I heard that works!!

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Ate dinner, cleaned the living room. Now it is time to start bed time I was going to let them stay up late but I need them to go to bed.

Nothing to say here that hasn't already been said ... just sit back, relax, and watch people getting more pathetic and stupid by the minute.

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Fellowship of the Hearts Banquet tonight at church...can't wait to have dinner out with my husband and no kids!

Yup ... the number one goal of PARENTS. NOT having the KIDS! Wow.

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we can find 1,000,000 people who don't believe in Evolution before June

This is just damn scary. Someone I vaguely know has joined a group to find a million people who don't believe in evolution, but instead every living species (possibly a 100 million of them) just magically appeared one day. To be so ignorant to snub his nose at mountains and mountains of evidence from the most intelligent people from all over the globe over the past 150 years without EVER being proved wrong ONCE despite millions of tests. This is why I think we should cancel ALL current government assistance programs and invest in 'forced education courses'. A 1 week mandatory course for each and every American teaching this thing called REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I predict assholes like this will surely be an active participant in the extinction of the human race.

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tonight's stats: 4 people asking if I was having twins, 9 comments that I'm really big or huge, and 13 people's eyes getting as big as saucers when I mentioned that I'm due in a month. Becoming a hermit sounds more appealing than ever.

tonight's replies: 4 people who thinks the fact that your pregnant is NOT WORTH MENTIONING, 9 comments on your just adding to the 400,000 other crying little shits who will be born any given day, 13 people offering you a coat hanger and a dark alley when you mentioned the fact that you already have 3 OTHER KIDS!!! A swift kick in the stomach sounds more appealing than ever if you ask Me!


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And I'll have to quit there for today. Blood pressure has risen to the danger point. Until next time .. you keep typing, I'll keep observing.

Praise Jesus

Oh praise the Lord! Jesus I give thee thanks! God answers prayer! The Lord is so awesome!!

As I'm writing this, I'm slowly recovering from the worst case of strep throat and flu that I can remember having. I won't mention the fact that I probably got it from work, which is reason 153 of "Why Work Is Stupid!" Anyway, within a matter of about 2 hours, I went from feeling normal to laying flat on My back in bed with no strength! Now that's impressive! The next day I headed to the Doc and got on a pretty powerful dose of azithromycin, and sure enough a couple of days later I have some strength again, My 104 degree fever has broke and I'm returning to normal. Please note that I am NOT writing this for sympathy that I'm sick! I couldn't give a shit if no one knew that I'm 'under the weather' .. it's just not that big of deal!!!! I'm writing this as an example of observation of human stupidity by comparison.

Now there are several fascinating things to observe about this. The fact that a microscopic germ can bring a man to his knees is pretty damn impressive. The fact that a person can go from 'well-to-hell' in a matter of a couple hours all because a little microbe is reeking havoc inside his body is also pretty cool. Or the fact that it doesn't always have to be a volcano or massive tsunami to wipe out a big chunk of people. But I'd like to focus on the fact on just HOW I got well in the first place.

So many people today, in fact, I'd say a dangerous percentage of people, would give thanks to Jesus for healing them of sickness ... just like the Bible says. These same people don't even bat an eye to the fact that the FIRST place they went was to the damn MEDICAL DOCTOR to see what science and biology could do about it! In fact .. if you did corner these people about the fact that science made them feel better, they would just argue that JESUS gave us the knowledge to create antibiotics. It's really a no win situation with these people. It just pisses Me off that people are this ignorant to the truth in this day and age. That there is REAL, testable, demonstrable evidence as to why we get sick and how medical science can fix it. But these ignorant assholes would rather take the medicine, but give all the credit to the fact that their church put their sickness on a 'prayer chain' at the local church! Fucking assholes!!

If I had one wish, it would be that all these religious nutcases out there were not allowed to use man-made science in ANY PART of their lives. Everything and anything they need will have to come out of their magic book. Going by that theory, you wouldn't have a car, or running water, or electricity, or your tennis shoes, your cellphone, or your computer. Yeah .. I think a 1 month course in reality would shock you back into the real world. I would say that all you'd have left in your life would be to go live at your church ... but since there is so much science involved in that building too ... you wouldn't be allowed to stay there for shelter either.

So as I continue to feel better and recover from a massive ass whooping of strep throat, I would like to give a huge shout of thanks to all the people in the medical science field who have dedicated countless hours of their lives, just to ensure that other people don't have to suffer from ailments. No doubt, your efforts have made the world an incredibly better place to live in. And sorry Jesus ... since you had NO part in this equation what-so-ever, I give you NO praise, NO thanks, and NO worship! Sorry to pop your ego bubble. Amen.

Facebook Analogy Part 3

Once again I will be analyzing pure stupidity taken directly from the pages of Facebook.

The postings are REAL, the names have been deleted to protect the purely retarded. Enjoy!

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Thank you everyone for the prayers !! My dad is still in ICU, heart rythem is finally normal, oxygen level is better, and he is getting to be a crabby old man!! Gotta love him! We will see what comes in mext few days! Thanks again to all!!!!

Ahhh once again a person who thinks 'prayer' saved someone's ass. You know what? If "prayer" saved your dad's ass, then what the fuck is He doing in ICU??? I don't think ICU holds prayer meetings to heal the sick. In fact, last time I checked it was highly advanced medical science that was in use to save people from the brink of death. Hey ... here's an idea for you. Next time your dad's on the brink of death, take him to church and lay him on the altar and pray about it and see how that works out for you. Dick head!!!!

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--- is snuggled under two blankets and is STILL freezing. I really want to be warm. Yet....I'm craving my chocolate fudge brownie frozen yogurt! That proves it. I'm a walking oxymoron.

Oxymoron? Not quite right. Take off the 'oxy' and I think the description fits much better.

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--- has a very resourceful child. She got VERY quiet, so I went looking for her. I found her in her closet....just standing there, holding a board up to her face. I said, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm playing hide and seek with my Barbies!" :)

1. Remove the board from your childs hands. 2. Whack board against your face until it becomes a softened, bloody, mass of swollen tissue. 3. Don't EVER post stupid ass shit that your precious little wad of sperm is doing again.

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Wow Mariah is going to be 7 months old on the 17th, time sure is going by fast!

Wow, Mariah will be 8 months in another month then. Mariah will be 2 years old in 1 year and 5 months. Mariah will be knocked up in 15 years and 7 months. Mariah will try Her first hit of acid in 14 years and 9 months. Mariah will buy Her first vibrator in 13 years and 2 months. Mariah will get raped by her uncle in 9 years and 6 months and because of it She will become a lesbian. Oh that crazy Mariah.

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Dishwasher going, bathroom cleaned, laundry folded, baby is sleeping and kids are on the bus all before 8:30am......Wow so far so good now I get to sit and have a cup of coffee.

Imagine just how pathetic one must be to post on the internet for everyone to see that for ONE morning of one day .. you actually were a mom. I'm sure the rest of the day consisted of staring at facebook, while texting your friends, and watching reality TV shows that you missed in the last week. Way to go June Cleaver.

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i need 1 nail 6 bricks 2 harnesses and 1 horseshoe thanks

I really have no idea what the fuck all these people are talking about. I'm guessing it's some interactive game on facebook where fucking farm animals is involved. I can only think that the creator of this game is laughing his ass off that all you sheeple are so massively involved in this stupid ass lame attempt to think you have a life.

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thank u for the bday wishes. I have the bestest friends ever!!

You remember that dick wad from "Facebook Analogy Part 2" that posted his birthday was tomorrow? Well here he is under the false assumption that all his friends remembered his birthday.

Note to dick wad : If you have to announce that it's your birthday just to get a bunch of people to give you birthday wishes, then MAYBE your friends aren't quite as good of friends as you might think. Dick wad.

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will be glad when the construction is complete. I have to go to the laundry mat again today :-(. On the plus side though, I can do eight loads of laundry in about two hours!

This is similar to hinting that it's your birthday. Posting some stupid ass shit like 'construction is almost complete'. It's just another lame attempt to FORCE people to ask "Oh .. what construction are you doing?" Then you get to believe that people actually are interested in your life.

And on a different note, do you SERIOUSLY think that it's spelled 'LAUNDRY MAT'???? You really thought that was the correct spelling???? 2 words Laundry and Mat!!!! WOW!!! Is a laundry mat the mat you step on when you go into a laundromat?? I guess this helps prove that the intelligence level has to be low in order to have a facebook account. Thank you for the confirmation on that.

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-- is eating a dark chocolate mocha almond granola bar. For supper. My children will be eating homemade chili with the babysitter. That's Wednesday for ya! :)

Have you ever eaten a dark chocolate mocha almond granola bar and immediately felt the urge to type it out for the world to see? Yeah .. Me either. And it's nice to know that you checked to see what your children will be eating for supper since you care about them so little that your not even going to be home tonight to raise them. What exactly is on the agenda that's more important than being a mom?? Going out to go get more dark chocolate mocha almond granola bars??? Well if you are .. I'm SURE we'll all read about that too!! Pathetic tit!

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“I’ve noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born.” ~Ronald Reagan

"Have you ever noticed that most of the people against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin

And I'll put My George Carlin up against you Ronald Reagan ANY-DAY!!!!

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To celebrate Valentines Day, change your profile picture to you and your spouse/significant other and make sure to tell how long you've been together. Copy and paste this to you profile. --- and I have been together since June ---- *Wedding Anniversary -/-/--*

Let's see, My wife and I have been married almost 18 years and been going together almost 25. I'd say 24 of those years we have had vaginal intercourse, and entertained the idea of anal but just never was able to try it for real. She enjoys oral sex and I love a good blow job. One time she came so much that we actually had to get a new mattress. I masturbate a lot, but oddly enough My loving wife is almost always in My dreams too (how sweet) *wink*!

Is that enough information for you nosy fucks out there in Facebook land??? Why don't you mind your own fucking business and concentrate your efforts on YOUR ACTUAL LIFE .. instead of trying to impress all your cyber dick holes you call friends.

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Well that's a wrap for this time. Don't worry there will be more. It's as easy as shooting fish in a barrel ... check that ... it's as easy as staring at fish in a barrel. Actually, it's as easy as just having a barrel.

Facts you'd probably not guess about Me

Here's some facts you may be surprised to know about Me.


1. I have cried over the loss of a loved one.

2. I donated money to the people in Haiti

3. I think human companionship is a necessity for survival. (just not for Me)

4. I believe there might be a creator of everything. I'm agnostic, not atheist.

5. I think there are thousands and thousands of extremely intelligent people in the world.

6. I understand why people in extreme situations fall into needing a belief in Jesus for support. I just wish I they would wake up to reality.

7. I have had countless heart to heart talks with friends and family.

8. I believe we need a government to have a functioning society. Just that it needs to be about 1/20th as big.

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So if you want to think I'm a cold hearted prick, that's fine and dandy by Me. A lot of the times, I am. I'm blunt, to the point, and rude. But I also feel that the world needs a bit of a reality check to be 'put in it's place'. I'm sick of the stupid ideology that this world is making reality. We should be forging ahead on to bigger and better things, but instead we are becoming dumber by the day, while religious dogma is on a violent increase in the world. Yeah .... without some shaking up to facts in the near future, we could all truly be fucked. I don't like to view Myself as a dooms day seer, but with our country butting in to everyone's business, Islam wanting to take over the world, and top it off with the fact that we live in a nuclear age .. well ... we might just be in for an interesting lifetime indeed. And if one day the missiles start to fly, and the world drops to it's knees looking for an invisible being to come and save their ass from the Armageddon that they are all praying will happen anyway .. I can sit back and say with pleasure, "I told you so!", just before a nuclear warhead hits My roof. Amen.

250 THOUSAND PEOPLEz

250,000 people .. that's TWO HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE!!! That's how many NEW humans are on this planet every single day .. every day of the year! Imagine that. This time tomorrow there will be 250,000 MORE people wandering around this planet. Around 400,000 are born, about 150,000 die, leaving a net profit of 250,000!



To put it another way (calculating the one's who died too):


Tomorrow, BOOM - All the people in Reno Nevada suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM - All the people in St. Petersburg Florida suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM- All the people in Baton Rouge Louisiana suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM- All the people in Madison Wisconsin suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM- All the people in Akron Ohio suddenly appear.

The next day, BOOM- All the people in Montgomery Alabama suddenly appear.

And this continues, every single day of the year.

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Does this bother you? Cause it does Me! Did you know that around 800 million people go hungry everyday?? Not that I care, but you would think people would stop breeding if they seen these figures. Can't we all just masturbate a little more? If these people in these poor countries grew up so poor, why the hell do they have a bunch of kids that they KNOW will also grow up poor??

Here's another way to look at it. There will be more babies born tomorrow than there are seconds in a day. Every single second around 5 babies are born .. EVERY - SINGLE - SECOND!

I find it odd that even the day the Haiti earthquake hit, we STILL probably had a NET GAIN of people in the world!!!!!!! When the Indonesian tsunami hit a few years ago, we STILL probably had a NET GAIN of people in the world!!!! Hurricane Katrina - no match for the breeding of humanity!

And I bring up this next point which will really show what a heartless prick I am .. but I'm just making an observance. You know when you find a couple ants around the house .. or maybe in your basement or something? And maybe you ignore it, then a week later you find a few dozen crawling around, then a little more, and a little more? Normally people set out ant traps or call the Orkin man to take care of the problem before it REALLY gets out of hand!! Or the fact that we have 'deer hunters' who go out every year and hunt the deer population down a bit. If we didn't, they would overpopulate and you'd find them laying dead all over the place. How come everyone just looks the other way when humans are doing this?

If some life form came along and flew around our earth, they sure wouldn't say "Wow .. look at how many black bears there are". They'd say "Holy shit .. this planet is being over run by humanoids!!!!!!!!!!"

Am I saying that some 100 foot tall can of RAID should come out of the sky and wipe out a whole bunch of us? Well ....... uhmmmmmm .. maybe I shouldn't answer that. In fact, I better quit while I'm ahead (or behind) and just leave you to ponder at our current worlds population status.

Let Me just say that next time you or someone you know has a baby, it's not as big of deal as you may think it is since it happens 400,000 times a day. Yeah, it's pretty cool that a living, breathing person comes out of the mid-section of another living, breathing person .. but it's by NO MEANS a miracle, but more of a common thing in nature .. and if you ask Me, a MUCH TOO COMMON THING IN NATURE. Amen.

People of Walmart

Once in a great while, I like going to Walmart just to observe stupidity and the decline of the human race. Now that I found these pics, I just saved Myself a trip. Enjoy.


















All this, and much much more are available for you at www.peopleofwalmart.com.

7% of 197 Million for 6.4 Billion

7% of 197 Million for 6.4 Billion. That is the figure of the day.

What is it? Well 197 million is the amount of square miles that makes up earth. 7% is the approximate area that is livable for humans. And 6.4 billion is todays population. So just go do the math.

7% of 197 million = 13,790,000 million miles.

We have about 14 million square miles that are habitable for humans. And we have 6.4 billion humans ..... soooooooo

6.4 billion divided by 13.7 million = 464 people per square mile on all habitable earth. Does that sound crowded to you?? It does to Me!

Think about 1 square mile and 464 people. Now think about the trash that you, your spouse, and your kids make in a given day .. or week ... or year. Think about how much your family craps on the toilet each day. Think about all the stuff you and your family accumulate in a year. What if all 464 of you HAD to keep your trash and crap within your square mile?? How fun would that be? How long would it take for your garbage to take over your square mile?

Wait a second!! What about the fact that 1/3 of the habitable earth needs to be used for agriculture??? Oh Oh! Now that one square mile isn't for 464 people, it's actually 618 people per square mile because 1/3 of it is crops for food and trees for homes. Now does it seem crowded? 618 other people living with you in one square mile, with all your garbage, and stuff, and waste products, and cars, and bikes, and kids, and toys, and homes, and smoke and pollution.

So now were down to 2.3% of the earth is for just humans to live. Now go grab a globe (I know you all have one), and picture 2 or 3 percent of it. Just a little strip of the earth. Now try cramming 6.4 billion people into that area. Fun fun!!

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O.K., one last experiment. Our town were I live has about 35,000 people. Nothing huge, just your average medium size town. So I was wondering how many medium size towns are there in 6.4 billion people. Well I was surprised to find out that there are 185,000 medium size towns in 6.4 billion.

Again, take a globe, and just take 2.3% of it. Now try sticking 185,000 stick pins into that small area. Each one of them is NOT a person ... that's a whole town with 35,000 people. Not to mention trying to stick 185,000 stick pins into 2.3% of a globe might be a little challenging also.

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And the final question. What the hell gets Me thinking about such weird, absurd things? I have no idea. But I'm kinda glad I'm this demented .... it's damn fun! Oh yeah, one last thing, wear a god damn condom!!!!

Our Great Breeding World

Have you ever noticed that everything out there mainly exists for one thing .. FUCKING!!!

EVERYTHING is fucking!! I was amazed this summer at the amount of creatures that must do nothing but fuck. We had a severe winter last year and because of that, we had a TON of standing water that is still out there to this day. With all this water came creatures .... lots and lots of creatures. Literally 1000's and tens of 1000's of crickets ... EVERYWHERE. And frogs too, everywhere you went there were little frogs hopping around. And grasshoppers, unbelievable amounts of grasshoppers!! Where the hell did they all come from???

Can you imagine just how much fucking has to go on to create all this?? I mean we're talking probably millions of creatures in just a few small acres alone. It's crazy!!! Is that all anything does out there is fuck?? Everywhere I look there are tons and tons of things hopping and crawling and chirping and eating and fucking!!! Crickets fucking, grasshoppers fucking, dragonflies fucking, flies fucking!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

And then ...... then .... after a short while, there's nothing left. All you see is dead dried up grasshopper carcasses laying all over the yard, crunching under your footsteps. 1000's and 1000's of dead creatures as far as the eye can see. Just what was the point of having a million crickets in the first place??

If I could do it all over again, AND if I could have MY way, I would put the whole world on a "No Breeding" law!!! Including HUMANS!!!!!!!! In fact .. especially humans!! Humans are probably the biggest pigs on the planet (sorry pigs .. no offense). I kinda like what China did, you know, put everyone on a 1 kid limit. That sounds like a damn good idea for the world. For every 2 people, they can have 1 kid. Let's impose that law for a few decades and get the world population under control again. Perhaps keeping humans to under 1 billion.

I'm so sick of these born again Christians who have 6 or 8 kids and think they're doing 'God's work' by populating the earth like He commanded. For Christ sake!! I think we can safely say 'Mission Accomplished' on that command!!!! Now put your holy staff back in your pants or go get neutered for Christ sakes!!

So in closing, in you must fuck ... put a lid on it, and if you must breed, create ONE and be happy with it. With 6.5 billion people out there and serious consequences lying ahead for our environment, I think we can all agree to jerking off a bit more.

Back to civilization

Well my 30 days are up and I am forced (against my will) to head to town and mingle amongst the population. At least I can say I made it a whole month without leaving my property. It was an interesting experiment in life. In reality, I think if I went to town about 2 times a month, that would be all I need of being with people, and stores, and traffic, and all that jazz. The other 28 days of the month I think I'd be just peachy out here with the Wife, Kids, dog, and roosters. Grow a little corn, watch the sun go down, stare at the stars. Yeah ... the simple life.

Anyway, I guess it's for the best, after all, my daughter has been asking about preschool for 2 weeks straight now. And I guess a few friends and family members would like to see Me again so they don't think I'm the next 'uni-bomber' or something.

So today, Tuesday Jan. 27th, I will get up, take a shower, brush my teeth, comb my hair, get dressed, warm up the vehicle, and head to town. All the things that are stupid and unnecessary to live a happy, quiet, self reliant life. But when your the only one out of four people who chooses this path, you gotta give a little to keep the peace.

Now I gotta deal with traffic, snow blocked roads, red lights, moronic drivers, people yacking on their cell phones!!! GOD .. how do all of you stand the rat race that you've created.Personally, I'd rather sit and watch a snow pile melt 1/2" over a 8 hour period than head out and become 'one' with society. I guess I'll make the best of it and laugh at all you people going to work!!!

One last thing .... it's been awhile, do we drive on the 'right' side of the road, or the 'left'?

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Todays RBV: Joshua 7:25 the LORD shall trouble thee this day. And all Israel stoned him with stones, and burned them with fire, after they had stoned them with stones.


They stoned them with stones AFTER they stoned them with stones?? Hmmm how do you know when your done?

Wimpy America

Well I'm all cleared out from the snow storm we had. Interestingly enough, the various news outlets had headlines like "Treacherous weather making life difficult" and "We haven't seen a storm this bad in a long time".

Is that right? Huh? Really? I just cleared out a FARMSTEAD with a garden tractor with a snow blade on the front!! That's right, a 14" snow blade on a garden tractor cleared out a FARMSTEAD from the WORST STORM in years!!! I didn't even start up the big tractor .. you know why? I DIDN'T NEED TO! I think the last time I seen a REAL storm, with REAL amounts of snow that was so high that you opened the garage door to a wall of snow was over 20 years ago. But of course, today, we get anything at all and it's just 'horrific'.

I hate to say it, but we don't even know what a storm is anymore. I don't know if it's because of global warming or different weather patterns or what. It doesn't matter .. what matters is the 'pussying out of America' !!! We are becoming the biggest wusses on planet earth!! I could only HOPE that we would get a REAL snow storm and THEN listen to the people bitch. Hell we just got 6 inches of snow and the weathermen made it sound like hell froze over. COME ON PEOPLE!! Go ask your parents what a REAL snowstorm was, THEN look in a mirror in disgust at your pitiful, whiny self.

Here's another thing that proves my point. We have a radio station that plays nothing but Holiday music from Thanksgiving through New Years. And with this music comes a lot of Holiday commercials. One of these commercials goes on about saying "It's better to give than to receive." and "This year we need to give more than ever." and THEN they say .. "It's been a tough year for us all."
Is that right?? It's been a tough year for us all?? How might that be?? Because you were 3rd in line at Starbucks instead of first? Because they didn't have what you needed at the mall? Because your no longer able to afford the extended 'extended' cable package, or you can't afford to get your 5 year old His own cell phone??? Just how the HELL has it been such a tough year for ALL of us?? Hell .. I don't even have a job anymore and life is just dandy!!!!!

Has it been a tough year because people are stupid?? Yeah ... maybe that's it. But how tough is it to be able to do stupid things and then just have it all forgiven by the government? How tough is that? Has it been a tough year because banks loaned money to people who shouldn't have gotten a loan? Has it been a tough year because people are not buying a certain product as much as they used to (like an American car)?? Well tough shit!!! Maybe if you 'Union' pricks wouldn't be getting 45 bucks an hour to make a car, then you could sell them at a more reasonable price. Jesus H. Christ ... $45/hour ... Your assembling a car, not doing brain surgery! THEN, you have your big CEO's fly a private Lear jet to Washington to beg for money (nice touch)!! Has it been a tough year because the stock market is crazy?? Yeah .. this one kills me that's for sure. I just go into a panic attack each time it drops. My whole life just lingers on each and every move you suit wearing yuppies do on wall street. The fact is much to the contrary, the market has been high as a kite and lower than low and my life goes on just like always. Interesting.

JUST HOW THE HELL HAS IT BEEN A TOUGH YEAR FOR ALL OF US??? I'd like to know!! Truth is .. it hasn't .. Just more bullshit from the media to either make us feel guilty, OR throw some scare tactics at us. Much like church, or the war, or west Nile, or mad cow, or second hand smoke. Same bullshit scare tactics to keep 'you and yours' in line so you conform to the system and don't make any waves. I'd be willing to bet that the people who really did have an apparent 'tough' year .. really don't have a damn clue what a tough year even is!!

And just for clarification, in case your wondering. I don't hate America, I love it. This country is awesome. But I am getting a wee bit ashamed at 'Americans'! It's getting embarrassing on a global level. Don't believe me? Just go ask the rest of the world what they think of us!

So, this Holiday Season, I hope all is well with You and Yours. And I hope that your year isn't to tough and that you get the right color nail polish, and that you can find your tie to match your suit at Macys, and that the bank decides to 'go through' on that loan that your seeking on your Hummer H2. I hate to see any of you 'SUFFER' anymore than you already have.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ......... PUSSIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Todays RBV: James 5:17 Elias was a man subject to like passions as we are, and he prayed earnestly that it might not rain: and it rained not on the earth by the space of three years and six months.


HERE IS UNDENIABLE PROOF of total horse dung Bible stories!!!!!!!! ONE MAN prayed for no rain, and it didn't rain ANYWHERE on earth for over THREE YEARS!!! What about the poor schmuck who WAS praying for rain??? Like I said ... "It's all bullshit!"

Hypocrites

Now before I go into my random babbling on the keyboard, I just want to say this topic is NOT about PETA, or Save the Whales, or Greenpeace, or anything like that. It's about the principles of the matter. The moral, ethical RIGHT thing! About the human treatment of things!!

Now that being said, lets make fun of some Americans!! It's probably true with all the world over, but I'll just talk about the cournty that I reside in to be safe.

We, as Americans are such hypocrites, in more ways than one, but I'll just talk about one of them .... eating meat! We go about our lives, eating chicken at KFC, picking up a package of meat at the grocery store, going to a restaurant to have a steak dinner, and most of us wouldn't even think about how that meat got to our plate.

So I offer each and every one of you a challenge. I dare you ... NO .. I double dare you to watch the video below. It shows just what happens to the animals we eat BEFORE they get to your plate. The inhuman, sick, disgusting, torturing methods that "man" does to animals.

Again, I'm NOT against eating meat! I frickin' love meat! I have no proof that says we "as humans" shouldn't eat meat! It's just another example of what we "as humans" have done to mess up what should be a normal activity. As I said before, everything we do is corrupt in some way or another. Ahhh hell, just watch the damn video so you know what I'm talking about. I'll catch up with you after you seen it.

NOTE: This video IS from PETA, and it IS about vegetarianism, but that is NOT my point of this blog, so don't link me to that subject please. It's just the best video I could find, which happens to plug PETA.


If your reading this sentence without watching the video .. STOP! Don't be a PUSS ... get back and watch it you HYPOCRITE!!!

Now, I ask you, what's better?

A chicken that lives on a farm, that roams the yard pecking at grain and bugs, living happily, doing what chickens do. Then one day in a matter of less than a minute, someone comes along and grabs it, chops off it's head and that's that!

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4 chickens living in a 2X2 foot cage, hardly able to move, next to 1000's and 1000's of other chicken cages. Spending their lives hardly able to move, pulling out all their feathers out of pure boredom, occasionally having a man come around and sticking them with a needle, pumping them full of chemicals to fatten up. Then, after living a hellish life, unable to hardly walk due to the cramped conditions, someone comes along and puts them in a conveyer machine that hangs them upside down to get them in line for a mechanical slaughter that will slowly and painfully pull their limbs apart while they are still alive. Yeah ... what a life. Now take this same scenerio and replace the animal with a cow, or turkey, or pig, or whatever.

Again, the whole process of eating meat. Not a bad thing necessarily, when butchering is done quickly and humane. I personally don't really have anything against anyone who says they are vegetarians because of the animal cruelty habits. Hell, they got a good point, I'm just not a radical left wing person who thinks my dog is tortured because it isn't allowed to run free in the world like it was meant to, meanwhile it lays right next to me in my bed at night, half the time wanting to share my pillow. I challenge anyone to give my dog a better, more spoiled life (hell, I wish I had it that good)!! But MAN has really F'd it up, like always! All for money, greed, and corruption. Give "man" the world, and I almost gaurentee He'll screw it up everytime. We've been on earth so damn long, and I swear we're going backwards ... it's really amazing. As I said before, if there is a God, I think He's sitting up there in the sky with His hands over His face in embarrassment over His creation.

And this is why I'm going to try my change of life starting in January '09, because "man" has once again, screwed up yet another thing that at one time was fairly humane and ethical. And I have NO idea how I'm going to butcher my own meat, because just the thought of my dog whimpering in pain sends chills down my back. But when that day does come and I have to go and chop off the head of a chicken, I'll know that IF I have the balls to do it, it will be 1000 times better than going to the store and picking up some Tyson chicken breasts that have gone through what that video shows.

So the next time your eating that Big Mac, or picking up that nice piece of chicken breast packaged so pretty in a store, stop and think about the process that went into it from the video above, and realize that your part of the whole process that made it happen. And if you decide to toss it in your grocery cart, realize just how big of a hypocrite you really are! Feel better now? Yeah ... Me either.


No RBV today. I think we've all been put through enough with this topic alone.

Men VS Women

Why are men and women so different ?

Men are pigs, woman are prim and proper.

Men hold in emotions, women won't shut up.

Men light farts, women pass gas in the bathroom.

Men think 2 women is the greatest thing on earth, women find 2 men disgusting.

Men "are what they are", women ....... who the hell knows under all that makeup and hairspray.

Men are blunt, women are polite.

Men discipline, women spoil.

Men eat until they can't anymore, women eat until they feel full.

Men like violence, women like romance.

Men take 2 minute showers, women take 2 hour baths.

Men think their skinny when their fat, women think their fat when their skinny.

Men don't care, women care to much.

Men screw to "release" !! Women make love to share their heart and spirit.


And before I go any further, I just want to say this is a "generalization" of the character of the sexes. There is always some dill weed out there who will say "That's not true, I know a women who ...... blah blah blah." Yeah, we know, now go play with some gasoline.

It's a wonder we get along at all, other than the old phrase "opposites attract" must have some truth to it.

When I was younger, I thought women didn't fart, crap, burp, smell, pee, have boogers, eye crust, earwax, navel lint, toe jam, bad breath, or dingleberries. Then I got married. Actually I never really believed any of that, but it still made a nice story.

Why do men have nipples ? I guess we'd look odd without them but that's just because were used to seeing them. Maybe it's so gay men have something to nibble on.

Why do men and women have course hair on their genitals ?? I hate it on both sexes. Women look way better bare, and mens thingies look longer without hair.

Why do men and women look at each others asses and get turned on? I mean we poop out of them, how pleasant is that ? There really is no other use for an ass other than a soft cushion to sit on and taking a dump. At what point in time did this become a sexy thing ?

I just sit and wonder how the hell we get along so good. It's almost amazing since we have almost nothing in common. And with that I'll close this babbling, rambling, blog.


Todays RBV:

Jeremiah 19:9 And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters; and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness; wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall staiten them.

Like most bible verses out there that I have no idea what the hell their talking about, this one is no exception. All I know is eating the flesh of sons and daughters is pretty damn sick ... and with that, I rest my case your Honor.

PEOPLE ARE F-ING STUPID !

Warning : F-BOMBS ahead !!


Sorry to be so blunt, but after a lot of hard thinking about life, I've summed up my observations in one, short, catchy saying. "People are fucking stupid."

I can't believe how many stupid people there are in the world. I run into them every single place I go. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that 75% of all people are stupid. Now doing the math that there are around 6 billion people walking around this earth, 4.5 billion of them are STUPID. That's a lot of stupid people.

Think about it ... FOUR AND A HALF BILLION STUPID PEOPLE walking around. Some have guns, some are leading countries, most are spiritual leaders influencing others, almost all of them are allowed to have kids unfortunately, and a lot of them you just run into every single day. Stupid people as far as the eye can see. In fact in fairness, 3/4 of you people reading this are stupid.

I know, I know. This is not the best way to increase my viewers. But I'm just going by statistical odds here. You can't argue with scientific facts that have been tested and proven in my head.

So what should we do with all these stupid people ?? Should we make a new country and put all the stupid people in every other part of the world ? Naw, were still outnumbered. I KNOW, let's set an anvil on a ledge with a rope and put a "Pull" sign on the end of the rope like Road Runner and Willie Coyote. I betcha we could eliminate at least 25% of the stupid people with this one. You know why ??? Because people are fucking stupid.

So we still have 50% of our stupid people left. I KNOW, let's tell the remaining 50% that if they jump off a building they will die and go to heaven and get 73 virgins !!!! Hey, why not ?? It's 1 more virgin than the terrorists got from 9-11, and people are just stupid enough to fall for it. I'd say that would eliminate MOST of the stupid people in the world, giving US the majority. Now we can put all the stupid people in their own country and don't ever let them out. Just hang out with other stupid people and breed stupid people to have their stupid island. Meanwhile the sane, rational, intelligent people will repopulate the world with more sane, rational, intelligent people and if one of them happens to turn out stupid, then off to the stupid country you go.

I know what your thinking, maybe just maybe the author of this blog is the stupid person. I mean I have all the outrageous ideas, and everybody else seems happy living in their stupidity that you call "normal". FINE, then ship me off to my own country and leave me the hell alone. I say whatever it takes to separate me from the stupid people then "Let's do it !! "

But no matter the outcome, and no matter who wins or looses, or whatever may happen, when my time has come to leave this place, I am convinced that as I lay there on my death bed ready to take my last breath and move on to where ever it is we move on to, I'll look my family in the eyes with a tear about to stream down my cheek and utter my last breath, "People are fucking stupid."



Todays RBV:

Genesis 6:7 And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and creepy thing and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.


There's a couple things JUST WRONG in this bible verse. First, I just can't picture God saying "creepy things", it just don't seem right with his big vocabulary of "thy" and "thou" and "hast thien". And second : If I'm not mistaken, YOU ARE GOD !! All knowing, all powerful, all holy. And YOU created ME. And YOU have a divine plan for everything. If all this is true, then why the hell do people SUCK SO MUCH, that you need to kill them all ??? Didn't you know we'd suck this much ??? I mean, you know everything, therefore you must have known we would suck. And here's the kicker, YOU MADE US ANYWAY. Nice one.

And another thing, stop with all the killing already. Is that all you do?? Look at the example your setting for your "children". It's really not much of a wonder why religion has been the cause of more deaths than anything else.