It's A Privilege

OH, WOW! I got two presents in the mail today! I got my new driver's licssenece and JCPenney upgraded my account. I'm now a Privileged Gold Member. That means that I've given them a lot of money and I'm a good payer backer. This made me not think so much of the bloated twinkie pictured in the small square to the left-hand side of my driver's license. I feel like I could march into JCPenney tomorrow and drop 30 bucks on a nursing bra. Ok... I'll probably need more than one. I really hope that oldhag isn't working there tomorrow. I have this scary thought that she's going to want to compare breasts. DD, please. Thanks :-

When I was 18, I wrote "PSYCHO" in huge letters on the back shield of my Sunfire with one of those shoe polish markers. That's what they were before they started marketing them as window markers. That's exactly what happened when people started using a 99c tube of super glue for deep cuts instead of stitches. Now they market "Liquid Stitch". I'm sure that 99c instantly morphed into 5-7$.

My Drunken Dad #1

I'm back!

I totally screwed up my blog back in February and I've been meandering in Myspaceland, but I'm back and I'm due in like TWO WEEKS! Aubrey and I are very excited and hopefully, this won't turn into a mommy blog, but who knows... This may be the only place where I can dump words such as FUCK, ASS, SHIT, and CUNT without "anyone" hearing it. I never say cunt, by the way.