It is Monday, and I have been a lazy blogger and have so much to catch you all up on, so I could not resist cleansing my soul and sharing all of the things I did not do this past week. Seriously, there are so many this week I can hardly decide where to begin! If you want to cleanse your soul as well, consider posting your own not me's and then head on over to my charmings kids and jump on the bandwagon!
1. I did not allow my 5 year old daughter to guilt me into finding a babysittter at the last minute, so that I could accompany her on her pre-school fieldtrip to the bowling alley. I would never be won over by those puppy dog eyes and the word puh-lease. I did not have a great time and I am not so happy I decided to go!

2. I did not forget to take my camera to my MIL's house on Thanksgiving day. I was not completely bummed out that I have not a single picture to show for the entire holiday!
3. I did not break a chair when I went to sit in it after eating Thanksgiving dinner. I was not incredibly embarassed about it, and I did not feel like a total fat a-- the rest of the day.
4. I did not have an incredible time with some old high school girlfriends this week! I did not go out for lunch with some on Wednesday and I did not have some others over to my house on Friday night! I did not truly realize that old friends are the best kind of friends! I did not have too much to drink and I was not so tipsy that it didn't even bother me when my husband(who used to be a bartender) lit my kitchen counter on fire with some very strong liquor!


5. I did not spend the weekend reading Twilight. I would never start a book series with four books, because I know I do not have the luxury of having time to read. It was not soooo good that I couldn't put it down. It was not the reason I negelcted all of my bloggy buddies for the entire weekend!

6. I did not jump in the shower 15 minutes before people were suppossed to arrive for Jack's birthday party last night! I did not then proceed to host his party with wet hair and not a stitch of makeup on! Oh, if myself @ 17 could have seen that one, she never would have believed it!
7. I did not let Jack sleep in until 10:30 today! He did not have an exhausting day yesterday, and he was not still too wired to go to bed when everyone left. I did not rationalize that since it was his birthday, it would be okay to let him sleep late and be a grouch all day. Oh, and I will not be posting pics from the party later on today... please don't stay tuned!