Toothpaste, noses and chisels.

Otherwise titled, "When did a chisel become a household cleaning tool?"
The other night, I am laying in bed unwinding from a day of, chipping ice out of the freezer with a chisel, because the kids left the door open just a fraction, and now it won't close.
Putting away all the Christmas stuff. Yes, I know, I should be ashamed, and I am.(just a little)
And cleaning toothpaste off the mirror, back splash, and  fronts of the cupboards, with said chisel. I mean really someone needs to come up with completely clear toothpaste, or a self cleaning toothpaste. How my kids get it in all those places, I have yet to observe.
When I hear across the hall:
BigD~ DON"T LICK PEOPLES NOSES, IT IS GROSS!!!"
BigD then appears in my doorway, "Mom, LittleMan licked my nose."
I sigh and think, "and why not, it is what we are supposed to be doing at bedtime. "
 But I say, " I heard, frankly, I think the whole neighborhood heard, but you aren't going to die, so go back to bed."
BigD~" He WILL keep licking people" as if there is a whole passel of people in his room for LittleMan to lick.
Me~ "LittleMan, please don't lick people".
Sadly, I wish I was astonished at having to say this, but I am pretty sure I have said it before. Along with don't lick the cabinets, books, and road, etc......
To which BigD has to add his 2 cents, " YEAH, cuz licking people is gross!"
To which I sigh, and wish for some duct tape, or for a tropical island somewhere.