"Smart Horn Technology"

After taking a road trip to Idaho last weekend I have decided that "smart horns" need--absolutely NEED--to be developed.

I should start by defining this:
Smart Horn: a car horn with the ability to target a specific car, and only that car.

examples of drivers for whom this sort of horn is intended:

• the car that is 4 cars in front of you, in the fast lane, is going 15mph BELOW the speed limit!
• the car behind you that is ridding your bumper
• the car that came from behind you, weaved in out, cut everyone else off, and is now 7 cars ahead of you

$50,000,000,000 to the person who develops this, so that the next time I find myself in one of the situations listed above I can voice my displeasure LOUD and CLEAR with out offending the people directly in front of me who have nothing to do with it.

FYI

I just thought that everyone should know that my husband is the kindest, sweetest, funniest, smartest, most cleaver, most handsome, most selfless, most thoughtful, most dedicated, most wonderful man on the face of this Earth...and I am the most blessed woman on the face of this Earth.