Chinese New Year!

Boy, have I some crap to write.

But before I get to the brown stuff, I'll get to the prosperous red and go out to wish all my Chinese friends a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR. May you be rained upon with good luck..................and angbaos.

Non-Chinese? Happy Holidays. 8)

Sleep.

I read that sleeping less than 6 hours raises your mortality. Which means you are more prone to diseases when you get old.

I'm already getting bad vibes from insufficient sleep. Just look at me!

The moon's smoother than my face, I have a mould of my back on the floor and my sense of awareness has gone to the Bahamas.

This time it's really done it.

I was looking for a pen I was holding in my hand.

And I was looking for a huge stack of books that were just inches away from me.

I think some prions might have turned my brain into swiss cheese.

And if the world's gonna end it'll be all my fault coz I'm polluting the air by yawning more often! Even Vader's mask won't help.

Even the Gunners are on a down. They just got knocked outta the League Cup and the FA Cup, both by crappish, super-tyco last minute goals. Just our luck. JUST OUR LUCK. We're also conveniently out of the title race. We're actually aiming to QUALIFY for Europe! Which brings me to the Champions League. We either win it, or kiss Thierry's semi-godly ass goodbye. 8(

When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle..
And this will make things turn out for the best.

Always look on the bright side of life!

Anybody remember this? XD

On the light side, I sat down for four hours today and did nothing but Maths. It could have won Nobel Nerd Award but it was really worth it. FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. THE WAR HAS GONE ON MY SIDE.

ELEMENTARY MATHEMATICS, THY ART PWN THOU.

I still have a hard time with A Maths though. I've been recommended to drop it. Now, if I were to apply E Maths here, I would say..

P(me ace-ing Additional Mathematics)

equals to

P(me flying through the Bermuda Triangle and surviving)

Lame, but true.

*Time for Tele-byebye*

Awwwwwwwwwww............here it goes! 8) (If you don't understand, watch Kenan and Kel)

> How do you strangle a giraffe? How does an elephant dig it's nose? <

Happy, Happy, Happy!

I am feeling so happy now!

I guess today was just another good day!

The very rare and elusive "good days" which come only once in 3 months?

Any old how, I just enjoyed today. In fact, everybody seemed to be in a good mood today. 8)


Yeah...4/6 was quite crazy over Mr. Soh today. I mean...he's always serious and asking us to write things down or drown our Maths textbook with highlighter ink...but he showed us a clowny side of him on C.E! What a way to end the day! I still like his "If you can do this question arhh, you are champion" or "Can the cleverest student in the universe please answer this question." LOL. Yep....I can't call him lame....it's just his unique brand of humour I guess. In other words..

He's funny....by accident.

After school, I enjoyed some good footy games with the regulars...not an impressive performance today...partly because I was sleepy. Can't wait to play footy again on Wednesday. I miss playing with the former Sec 4s, though. It's been long since I've seen Nizam's amazing dribbling. 8) He was the best in Unity, I think. I'm aiming to take over his place. *LARGE SMILE* But the O'Levels are much more important.

Yeah, a lot brought joy to me this few days. Theo Walcott's arrival at Arsenal... Chelsea dropping points.

> "Never say Never". You just did. =.= <

Post-Match Reactions

Argh.

G'day, everyone!


This must be a good month for Taureans. This horoscope thing is so accurate.

Two good things going good so far: Studies and football.

Finally, I'm able to use me left foot for shootin' and volleying. Now, all that I need to do is to train my diagonal pass and then I'm off to develop..

The Defence-Splitting Ball. MUAHAHAHAHA....haha...ha..err..

....

Just had a Maths test...8 marks just grew wings and flew away because I forgot to bring my curve ruler. I'm actually stupid enough to not notice the words "Cumulative Frequency CURVE." I must have switched my brain to "overdumb" coz just a couple of weeks ago I turned my house upside down searching for something..

That was in my pocket.

It was my MP3.

Blantant stupidity aside, I can't hide my disappointment at Arsenal's away form. They lost 1-0 to Everton at Goodison Park. I watched a couple of compilation videos of Thierry's greatest goals....they were all magnificent goals....but almost 80% of those goals were at Highbury...I wonder if he can still score like he does at Highbury when we move over to the Emirates Stadium.

That's right. He WILL stay.



On the bright side however, WE GOT OUR HANDS ON ONE OF THE GROWING TALENTS OF FOOTBALL. WELCOME TO HIGHBURY, THEO WALCOTT. HE'S ONLY 16 YEARS OF AGE. I can't wait to see him play. 8)



That's all for today! I need to get seated in my Sherman very soon. 8)


>The aim of today is to remember yesterday and think of tomorrow.<

Superb Performance

OH
MY
GOODNESS.

Arsenal 7 - 0 Middlesbrough.

Henry hat-trick. Absolutely brilliant.

Pires spectacular goal.

An excellent headed goal by Senderos, a plus coz it's from a corner.

Gilberto with a header goal himself, a plus coz it's from a free-kick.

And finally, a goal from Aleksander Hleb, instantly my 2nd favourite player coz I really like how he plays...dribbling and creating chances for teammates..sounds like my kind of play. 8)

I have to admit though, I felt for Middlesbrough...but that couldn't stop me from running to the kitchen and celebrating like a monkey everytime Arsenal scored.

Yes...how more to add to my joy with MAN U LOSING TO THEIR CITY RIVALS 3 - 1.

Yeah...life is good. 8)

I mean it....my footy's going good so far, my studies are smooth...ideas of another potential project are already in my head...I'm on another high.

Have a bloody Maths test next week though. *LARGE FROWN*

A few more things will complete my high, I must say...

I must dream of her again.
Chelsea must lose or draw against Sunderland.
It must rain again.

Which brings me to......WELCOME BACK, SUN. 8D Yes, it's been long since we've seen that big, orange orb in the sky. I just hope it doesn't bake us to the golden brown we were early last year.

> What do you call a gorilla with earmuffs? : Anything you want. He can't hear you. <

Happy Hari Raya Haji!

I was walking back from a rave party one night.

I was walking along a path when I saw the most beautiful thing I've ever set my eyes on.

Her long jet-black hair was attached to a head with the most prettiest face in the world.

I was lost in her twinkling eyes.

Clad in a gorgeous trailing gown, I stared at her in awe.

How could such a beautiful thing be hanging around here.

"Hi....what brings such a pretty girl like you here?"

"I just follow the wind.....meet men on my journeys.."

"Are you from around here?"

"Ermm....."

I took another chance to gaze at her beauty...

Wait a bloody minute..

Her feet aren't touchin' the ground.




First and foremost, I would like to wish my fellow Muslims out there a very happy...


HARI RAYA HAJI. 8) I don't know what comes next.. =.=

So, how are we doing this few rainy days? 8) Some people were wearing jackets already...I wonder how they will fare in winter-like state. 8)


Guess what guys, next to being lame and being shown the =.= face once too often...I now have a new quality...

THE MASTER OF THL. =D

I come online, greet someone and get this:

Me: Hi!

attitudeproblem@hotmail.com: WtF you want?

Me: =((

attitudeproblem@hotmail.com: Whatever larhh.

attitudeproblem has left the conversation.

That's right... =D I kinda hate it now so I think I'm going online less often from now on. =(( Or maybe not. (Scenes may be exaggerated for the drama)
*Pulls wheelchair from storeroom*


FINALLY, got a new skin..Sonata Arctica...probably the best power metal band I've listened to next to Dragonforce..fast-paced, guitar and keyboard solos with meaningful lyrics....that's what my music taste is all about...

Most of the time. Heh.

Sorry, but that's all I have for today. Look for the next post. 8)

TIL THEN, THIS IS DAN SIGNING OFF TELLING YOU THAT ZIPPING YOUR PANTS WITHOUT LOOKING WILL RESULT IN GREAT INJURY AND SUFFERING.

*grabs wheelchair and sits on it*

School Ain't That Bad

"They gave me more than a home."

"They gave me a new lease of life."

"Even though they know of the danger I pose, they still took me in."

"Why?"

"They are more than just friends, they are everything I have..."

"Everything I love."

"Now, I'm going to turn against them."

"Should I really go on with this?"

"I have no choice."
"I've made a promise."
"Here goes nothing."


ELMO SAYS HI EVERYONE. 8)

Ok before I spend the rest of my life on a wheelchair....here's a scoop in Dan's exciting life..


First day of school wasn't bad at all! I was loathing school during the holidays....but strangely, I seem to like it now.

Maybe because I'm motivated to learn this time round.

We've had some changes in Nice Plan....our ex-form teacher Miss Pok has gone away from Unity to seek new adventures at some school around the Hougang area.

Our replacement is.....Mr Soh. 8)

He's a great guy...he makes us laugh (with his computer) and his teaching style...well...let's just say it fits our asses. Just make sure you have a highlighter ready.

Another major switcheroo that I should mention is my Mother Tongue teacher. From the soft approach of Miss Khamilia we are suddenly slammed with the disciplinarian Mdm Rashidah! Also another great teacher, makes us laugh too. Just don't get on the wrong side of her. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.

The other teachers are pretty much the same.....some look weirder this year though. :0

Time is gonna fly this year...it's already past the first week of school. Those of you still refusing to make an effort....a word of caution: YOU'RE DEAD, MAN. 8)

I'm gonna make it mandatory for me to refresh my blog at least once a week...so here's what's happening..

1) Blogtune is currently "Reckoning Day, Reckoning Night" by Sonata Arctica.
2) POTW is most probably gonna be updated next week, if I'm horny enough.
3) POTW nears it's removal. 8)
4) I've just lost my fanfic blueprints so give me some more time, eh? *LARGE SMILE*

And yeah....the song is kinda expresses how the fanfic will go...funny how the song comes first before the story. =.=

This is all I have for now. TUNE IN TO CHANNEL LOSER AGAIN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF "DAN'S LIFE". TILL THEN, THIS IS DAN SIGNING OFF, TELLING YOU THAT IF YOU SMELLED IT, YOU DEALT IT.

Time for a wheelchair upgrade.

>Instructions on a packet of peanuts provided by an airline: 1)Open packet. 2) Eat peanuts.<