Flippin' Examinations!

Close your windows! Seal the manholes! Lock your doors!

TAKE COVERRRRRRRRRR!

We're not talking about World War III!

THE F'IN EXAMINATIONS ARE COMIN'! OHHH, THE INHUMANITY.

That's right, folks. No matter how much you beg, cry or pay, it's still gonna come. So take out your books, get some thick glasses, put some pens into your front pocket and study away!

Just kiddin'.

Well, the terror starts tomorrow. Mother Tongue oral examinations?! I SUCK ASS, MAN. I MEAN IT. That day, we had some oral (*EXAMINATION*) practice in class, I went up and made a complete star of myself. I stuttered more than Porky Pig, I repeated more details than a grandma and beat my palm on my thighs like it was an acapella performance.

Out of 20 marks, I got....let's just say I scored some crappy marks.

I'm just so embarrassed that I'm a Malay, but can't speak the language properly! Then again, is my family 100% pureblood Malay? I mean, my paternal great grandpa was a Chinese, one of my aunts is a Chinese and from the current flow, it looks like I'm gonna get a Chinese sister-in-law (HAHAHA ABANG.) To add to that, if I find a real Teh Gurl™, I'm gonna have a Brit wife. (OH GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, BABY) Wow, then I'll have connections to Chinese and British people. Now, what if my sister marries an Indian man?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HO GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *choke*

I'll have connections everywhere!
But seriously, I would love it if everything I said up there came true.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ok, it looks like I'm the only one laughing here. =(

Ah, I love randomness.

The weather! It's excellent these days. Sunshine in the morning and in the afternoon, it pours. I heard that some areas were even flooded (Bedok etc.) It's weird. Things seem to happen more often at other areas of Singapore. Nothing seems to happen in the west, it seems. No serious crimes like shootings or floods. I don't know whether to be glad or feel awkward. Ok, you're getting bored. Time to take it up a notch.

Read this quickly:

MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA ME MO MA-ME-MOO.

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If you did try to read that, you just spent 10 seconds flapping your lips. =D

Ok, that's all I have. See you on the other side of the river!





(What river?)

Another Wonderful Tale.

Hi everyone! I'm.....err.....back.


Not been doing much since I last updated. It's the same cycle.


Go to school => Come back from school => Night CSS => Sleep

Rinse, Lather, Repeat.

I wonder if this cycle could get me straight A's for the O'Levels.

Ahhh...life is simple, and I love it this way! I feel so warm and fuzzy inside, that I wanna write (type) out the top ten things I love! In order of liking:

1) A Maths Textbook
2) E Maths Textbook
3) A Maths TYS
4) E Maths TYS
5) My Maths notebook
6) Calculator
7) Compass, Set Square, Protractor set
8) Foolscap pad
9) Graph paper
10) Pencil box

*sigh*...but my life is never complete without my:

11) Unity school pants
12) Large and comfy Eagle T-Shirts

School has creeped into my wits further than I wanted it to. But seriously, I love my Eagle T-Shirts LoL. But they can't beat the love for my Arsenal jerseys. =D

That's all I got. (Awwww....don't cry) I'll end with something you guys should try at home...

What do you do when some unwanted guests come over and you want to serve them drink?
SERVE SOME DEATH SPRITE.

DAN'S GUIDE TO MAKING YOUR OWN HOMEMADE "DEATH SPRITE"

What you need: Water, Sugar, A Straw

Step 1: Pour some water into a cup.
Step 2: Put some sugar into the water and stir. Make sure it tastes good. You'll want them to enjoy a bit before dying.
Step 3: Now, place the straw into the water, take a deep breath and BLOW.

Voila! Carbonated sweetened drink for your guest! But here's the catch: Your guests will die.

If you want instant death, make the drink right after you've woken up from sleep in the morning. Death guaranteed, baby!

Don't end it there...there's more fun to be had! Be creative: Add some colour to your drink!

Tips: - Introduce some algae into the drink. Tell em' it's green tea.
- Add a few drops of piss into the drink. Tell em' it's ice lemon tea.
- Add some lao sai (SP?) into the drink. Tell em' it's OVALTINE. (Milo's rival)

And finally......the number one top tip used...

Add some _______ into the drink. Tell em' it's MILK.

I leave your creative minds to sort that blank out. =)