Xav came across a hilarious site yesterday, thisiswhyyourefat.com. After laughing and groaning, he was inspired by one of the posts, the
bacon weave roll with cheese. And apparently we had a pound of bacon in the fridge. (?) And so, here is why we are fat:
Step 1: Weave bacon.

Step 2: Put in the oven at 400 until done.

Step 3: Take out of the oven and fill with cheese.

Step 4: Roll and slice.

I did eat one slice and it was soooo good. And then I almost had a heart attack. Luckily, we are out of bacon.