Lamest Birthday Ever!

What kind of parents only give their kid a 6-minute birthday? I’ll tell you what kind! Mine! I was born yesterday, at 11:54 pm, all ready to party with cake and ice cream and candles (I can blow out zero candles on the first try!), and then everybody’s like, “your birthday’s over.”

So, after all the excitement, short as it was, I’ve been sleeping it off.

Now, Daddy’s telling me Mommy’s birthday’s tomorrow, and I have to get her a present. I already know what I’m going to get her: 6 whole minutes of peace and quiet!

Shhhh…don’t tell her; I want it to be a surprise.

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