Sunday, November 30, 2008
Birthday at The Bayou
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
True Blood - The End ... For Now
Anyway... the season finale was on Sunday night, and although I thought I'd go into convulsions after it ended knowing there would be no new episodes for eight or nine months, I was surprisingly calm, and pleasantly surprised with the ending. Alan Ball (the director, who also directed Six Feet Under) did a great job of tying up loose ends left from the previous episode or two, and left the fans with a great cliffhanger. I wasn't upset about the way it ended simply because I've been reading the books and know what happens (at least for as much of the show that follows the main storyline) tee hee hee.
And speaking of the books, I just finished the fourth one and started the fifth, and I just have to share the names of them with you because... 1) you may want to read them yourself, and 2) the titles are hilarious! So, here goes, the Southern Vampire Series, Sookie Stackhouse novels, by Charlaine Harris, in chronological order: 1) Dead Until Dark, 2) Living Dead in Dallas, 3) Club Dead, 4) Dead to the World, 5) Dead as a Doornail, 6) Definitely Dead, 7) Altogether Dead, 8) From Dead to Worse, and in May 2009 we'll have 9) Dead and Gone (which I'm happy to hear the series is continuing on, at least as far as the books go). 
In ending, I have to say that I can't wait to see where the story goes with chick in the picture above. She isn't part of the books (at least as far as I've read) and she's freakin' hilarious. Posted by Ms. Salti at 11:58 PM 0 comments
Labels: Books, Hotties, True Blood
I Would Love To Know...
Why the local news websites have not reported on anything regarding the terrorist attacks that happened this afternoon in Mumbai. True, there are things happening here at home that are important to report on, but seriously? Especially sad considering that Americans and Brits were the main targets of the attacks. There have been nearly 90 people confirmed dead, over 200 injured, and NO MENTION OF IT on the local news websites. I haven't been home to actually watch the news on TV yet. At least it's on CNN...... Come on Utah! It's not like we live in some little podunk town. We live in a giant metropolis. No, it's not as exciting or glamorous as New York or LA, but we were cool enough for the Olympics to come here, so we can't be that small!
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
I've Lost Faith
I've had a few things happen in my life recently that have caused me to lose faith in humanity. Well, maybe not all of humanity, but at the very least, the few people out there who claim to be part of humanity and really have no right to that claim. Once again, I am floored by the actions of some individuals, and then I stop and think, No, I really shouldn't be surprised. It should not surprise me that there are people in this world who are nothing but hateful, insidious individuals who claim to be human beings. It should not surprise me that such malicious words could come out of the mouth of a person who, at one time, claimed to be my friend. It should not surprise me that an individual would act with such malevolence toward another person. But, for some strange reason, I continue to be appalled by the actions of those around me. When am I going to pull my head out and realize that there are very few good people in the world? I will say that I do feel very fortunate that I have some wonderful people around me. And, as for the rest of the world, it's going to take a hell of a lot for anyone else to become part of my life.
A line from one of my favorite songs... "How we survive, is what makes us who we are." - Rise Against
And P.S. the martini has nothing to do with the blog, but I deleted the post it was originally on, so I had to add it somewhere else.
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Labels: Ugh
Go Utes!
On Saturday afternoon, my Alma Mater, the University of Utah, hosted one of the biggest rivalry games in the country. I guess this is where I should mention the name of the other team, even though it pains me to type it, let alone mention it in my blog. Anyway, I'm pleased to say that my Utes whooped the crappola out of the BYU Cougars. The final score was 48-24. If I'm not mistaken, their quarterback threw 5 interceptions and cost them the game. I'm not complaining. The Utes are now ranked 6th in the BCS standings and they are on their way to one of the bowl games in January! Woo hoo, go Utes!
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Labels: Football
A Few Changes
Just for those of you who read my blog regularly, you may find there are a few things that have changed. There is a reason for the changes, but I'd rather not discuss them on here, so e-mail me and I'll fill you in.
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Monday, November 24, 2008
Did You Just Grab My Ass?
"Dooey, did you just grab my ass?"

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Friday, November 21, 2008
3 Olives, Shake It Up, I Like It Dirty
Not really... but...
I'm the instigator of underwear showing up here and there, uh oh!
That's a lie, too. But they're great lines from P!nk's "Bad Influence," and they crack me up.
So yeah, I've had a hellish week. 26 hours of meetings held during 38 hours of work in four days! I'm burned out. I don't care if I never work a day again in my life. Not because I don't love my job, just because it was a lot of mind-numbing hours of sitting and doing very little other than listening and typing. So much fun, I can hardly stand it.
At least the countdown to Vegas is down to 15 days... and I got to work from home today... and I get to work from home all of next week... and we get a four day weekend... and my birthday is on Monday and I'm taking it off. Then I only have 3 days to work in the office, I work from home that Friday, and Saturday we leave! It will only get better from here.
Let's see, what else??? I don't know. I got my nails done today (I have my priorities, people) and had them painted sparkley red in honor of the U of U game tomorrow. I can't wait to watch them whoop the shit out of that other team (I have a hard time typing that other team's name on my blog because I don't want to contaminate it... it IS one of the biggest rivalries in the country, you know).
Turkey Day is coming next week and I'm sooo not looking forward to a week of my mother freaking out about EVERYTHING. She gets a little bit nuts whenever she entertains. And I guess you can't really consider Thanksgiving "entertaining" per se, but you know what I mean. People are coming over to the house and everything has to be in perfect working order, and spotless or she freaks. The most stupid thing about it is the fact that it's all family, and none of them really care how clean the house is. Isn't the whole idea behind turkey day to be with loved ones and to give thanks for how great our lives are? Yeah, I thought so, too.
Well, I was writing this about 6 hours ago and lost my connection, and consequently, lost my flow... so I'll end here. Ciao!
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
I Don't Know What To Write About
Why is it that I get a bug up my butt to blog, but then can't think of anything to write about? I'm not going to bitch about my 11 hour day today because I bitched about work yesterday. I'm not going to talk about the kids because I haven't seen them for a few days and have nothing to report. Ummm..... maybe I'll give you an updated countdown... Vegas in 16 days! I soooo need a vacation. Was my constant bitching a giveaway?
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Labels: Bitching
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Sleeping Pills and Stubbornness
Why is it that I insist on taking my Ambien, and then get on the computer, and don't go to bed? I haven't done anything stupid tonight... just blogged and farted around with the layout, but seriously! What is my problem? I have to be at work at the ass-crack of dawn!!! Oh, and Adele is singing on Leno and she's fabulous. Her only accompaniment is a dude on a keyboard. She sounds awesome and I love her. Ooh, that means Craig Ferguson (my boyfriend) is on soon...... Okgoingtobednowloveyouallbye.
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Labels: Random
It's Days Like This I Hate Working
Seriously? Seriously people! I worked for 10.5 hours today. And what did I get accomplished. Not a GD effing thing. Well, maybe one or two out of about 50. So technically, that's nothing. I'm so frustrated. We had a session all afternoon and I wasn't able to get any of my work done. Now I'm at Starbucks (and praise the Lord, Hallelujah, I love Jesus) the internet is working. So naturally, I'm blogging instead of doing the remaining 48 items on my to-do list this evening. Sue me! I'll be here until about 10, then I get to go home and try to go to bed at a decent hour, only to get up at the ass-crack of dawn, to be back at the office by 7:30. I'm so excited I could throw up!
P.S. GD effing router at SB!!! It tells you you're connected, then ta-daa, you're kicked off. I was on long enough to write this, and then I got disconnected. Bastards!
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Monday, November 17, 2008
Still Counting Down - 19 Days
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March for Equality
Saturday morning was the National March for Equality and I went to it with Odum and Dale. We tried to recruit more of our crew, but all to no avail. Auri didn't want to take the kids because they weren't feeling well, and Miss Noelle sprained her ankle so she wasn't too keen on the idea of being on it all day. Totally understandable... not sure what everyone else was doing...The rally started at 11:30 at the City & County Building in Salt Lake and then there was a march around the blocks of the SLC Library and the County Building. Once again, it was so amazing being surrounded by such positive energy (except for the "I say I'm a messenger of God, but really I'm just a giant butthole" people) ...I think the turnout ended up being around 3,000 people in all.
There were a ton of people who took signs with them and I got such a kick out of reading them. If you click on the picture above, it will enlarge and you can read some of the signs. One of them says, "I can see discrimin8tion from my house," and there was another that said, "I'm Joe the Fag." Obviously all politically charged... with good reason. When we got there a band was playing... they were awesome and I need to look them up and find out who they are. I'd definitley recommend their music.
There were three or four speakers total and this picture below is of the last one, who I believe was the keynote speaker. His name is Jeff Key and he is an Iraq War Veteran and former Marine and was so great to listen to. His story was interesting and he really engaged the crowd. There was a 17-year-old kid who spoke prior to Jeff and he was awesome. I think his name was Elon Bartholomew (or something like that) and he spoke of his parents' divorce and the subsequent relationship that developed between his mom and her partner. I got teary...
Friday, November 14, 2008
22 Days To Go
Wooooo freakin' hooooo!!!! We are down to only 22 days before we embark on our Vega$ trip! Yipee! I'm so excited. Jen - you better do whatever it is that you have to do and make this happen. I don't know if I'll be able to forgive you or ever speak to you again if you don't come. And bring Joe! He's fab!
Anyway, sorry this isn't a great pic, but I'm on my work laptop and I had to get it off of my Shutterfly site. I took this pic when Rose and I went to Vegas in April of this year. It was lots of fun. Now we get to go back with our BFFs and our BFF's BFFs. Are you following me? I didn't think so! Anyway, I'm totally excited and can't wait. Good thing I went shopping and have clothes to wear while we're down there. I can't go to Vegas and not look fabulous, can I? No, I didn't think so!
Well, I'm getting ready to head over to Lisa's for a pre-Vegas party. Actually, it's more of a get-together so everyone can meet eachother (because not everyone has met yet) and we can discuss what we want to do down there. On the table thus far is going to see "O", shopping, drinking, and more drinking. Oh, and In 'n' Out. That's a definite. Anyway, enough of me babbling about nothing. Hope y'all have/had a good weekend. Ciao!
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Halloween Party #2 Ryan & Leah's House
Once again, I'm writing to tell you about a party that took place two weeks ago, and I can't remember details. But, like I said once before, my so-called friends don't read my long posts, so I guess that works best for all of us! Party #2 was thrown by Ryan and Leah at their house the day after Halloween. Or Haddoween as Aidan and Taryn say. I wasn't feelin' the Amy Winehouse get-up, so I went as a witch instead. I'm versatile like that... so many costumes, so little time.
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PSL No More
So, remember how I spilled an entire effing Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte (PSL) in my car? Yeah, it makes me cry, too. Well, I caved in and took it to the car wash. Not the drive through, DIY car wash, but the one where I ended up paying $40 to have the inside and outside cleaned and the upholstery and floor mats on the driver's side of the car shampooed. Yeah, $40. I probably could have taken it to the guys my dad uses and spent twice that amount and had the whole car done, but I'm broke as it is, and I'll do that in the Spring or something. At least the interior of my car is no longer orange. And there is no threat of it smelling like sour milk. I would gag, and then hurl, and then I'd have myself a whole other problem on top of the PSL fiasco!
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
And...
To top off my day... actually it started my day... I lost the audio driver on my friggin' laptop and can't seem to get it re-installed.
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Labels: Bitching
I Love Meetings, Yes I Do!
I have sat in approximately 900 meetings this week. Well, ok, maybe not 900 meetings, but at the very least, 900 minutes worth of meetings. Let's see... 900 mins/60 mins= 15 hours, so.... Monday we had a meeting from 10 AM to 12:30 PM; Tuesday we had a meeting from 1-2 PM; yesterday we went from 1 PM to 6 PM and today we've been going since 1:30. Officially, that's about 13 hours. So I overshot my estimate by 120 minutes... not bad, considering I pulled that number out of my ass. In any case, I AM DONE WITH EFFING MEETINGS THIS WEEK. I don't know how much more I can take before I commit myself to the psych ward. And why is it, that the word "effing" makes me just as happy as saying the actual word? Maybe because I know I'm being naughty, but in an innocent way. Hmmm... who knows? See what happens to me after this many hours of meetings? I start to crack. Maybe I should start smoking crack. At least that way I'd have the energy to get through the days. Good lord, I don't know I'm going to make it through May when these day-long meetings finally end! I may have to take up drinking as a daily after-work hobby. I'd be good at it, although it would get expensive, so I'm back to not having a solution.... any advice?
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Halloween Party #1 Ben & Genni's House
I realize I told you all that I was going to do a post about the Halloween parties I attended, and I have to admit, I've been a total slacker, and now, I can hardly remember any of the goings-on. And because I can't remember a lot of the details, I won't bore you with the play-by-play of the evening. I'll just give a brief account as that's all I can really remember anyway. The first party was at Ben and Genni's house. This is a party they've been throwing for 10 years - and let me tell ya, they go all out. The house is decorated to the nines, and everyone is required to come in costume. The first picture is my favorite from the evening.
The highlight of the party however, lies in the contents of their fridge. They empty everything out of it and fill it with Jello and Kamikaze shots - probably close to 500 of them! Yes, you heard me correctly. The entire fridge is loaded with alcohol, and Genni, being the gracious hostess that she is, loads up her tray and keeps everyone "hydrated" all night!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Anyone willing?
Is there anyone out there willing to detail my car because you love me so much? Yeah, I didn't think so. Any suggestions regarding how to get Pumpkin Spice Latte out of beige car upholstery? Let me just point out that the whole driver's side of my car is splattered orange. It's on my door, it's on my window, on my driver's side mirror, on the seat, on the carpet, on the seat belt, on the dash, and it even ended up in my hair. I have no idea what to do except to spend the money to have it professionally cleaned. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A few quotes...
"In every crisis there is a message. Crises are nature's way of forcing change - breaking down old structures, shaking loose negative habits so that something new and better can take their place." -- Susan L. Taylor
"Do you want to trace your family tree? Run for public office." -- Patricia H. Vance
"If I see a door comin' my way, I'm knockin' it down. And if I can't knock down the door, I'm sliding through the window." -- Rosie Perez
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Labels: Thoughts
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Don't Tell Me Who To Love
If I want to love a man, then damnit, I will love him with every piece of my soul regardless of what anyone says. If I want to love a woman, the same goes. (Just for the record, I want a man to love!) On Friday night there was a protest against Proposition 8 in downtown Salt Lake. I wanted to go, but wasn't sure if I'd have anyone to go with. Well, lo and behold, Odum, Dale and Jessica were all planning on going, so I was set.I picked up Jessica from her house and planned on meeting Odum and Dale, as well as her cousin down there. Once we made our way to City Creek Park where the protest was being held, I was pretty sure we would never find anybody... there were so many people there, I was amazed. I think they said the final turn out was somewhere between 5,000 and 7,000 people! In Salt Lake? Yeah, I know!
We finally found Odum and Dale along with her cousin...but we never caught up with our other friends that were down there. Anyway, Jess and I had a hard time hearing the speakers because there were so many people, so we didn't really get the full effect, but the energy of the crowd was awesome. It was so great being surrounded by such a huge group of like-minded individuals who feel that overall, love is the most important thing in this world. Not religion, not politics, not money, not social status.
The one sign I saw that really got to me said something to the effect of, "No one has the right to tell my daughter who she can love." I'm not going to get into the issue any further, simply because I'm tired and having writer's block. But just know that I adamantly opposed Proposition 8 (even though I don't live in Cali) and I have major issues with those who supported it!!!!!
I honestly wish/hope/pray that I will be able to witness the option of marriage become a right to anyone and everyone in this country sometime in my life. Call it what you want... civil union, marriage, gobbledeegook, whatever... but there is no reason two people who love each other shouldn't be able to legally spend their lives together and reap the benefits of that union.
Enjoy the pictures I posted. This last one is of the crowd marching from the park to the LDS Church Office Building, and the bus stuck in the middle of the road. It was pretty funny... although, I know if I was stuck in my car in that traffic, I would have thrown a fit!
And to all my gay bungholes out there, I love you and support you in all you do!
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I Think It's Still September
I took some pics at my various functions over the weekend and I uploaded the pictures off of my camera and onto my laptop. I was wondering why I couldn't find them and realized it's because I put them in a new folder and titled it "September 2008." Um, hello, it's friggin' November!
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Monday, November 10, 2008
It's Been 5 Days!
Jeez, I've been neglecting my blog. How rude of me! Well, just so you know what to expect in the next day or two...
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Labels: Auri's Kids, Bitching
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
The Second Snow
I was going to title this post "The First Snow" but then I remembered it already snowed once this year... how could I forget about the ice chips flying at my head in Torrey? I guess I was trying to block the incident from my memory. Anyway... today was the first snow storm in Salt Lake that I've witnessed for the season. I hate the snow. I have no idea why I feel the need to live in Utah and subject myself to the annual onslaught of freezing cold temperatures, incessant white stuff, and the joys of having to leave my car parked at the park because I can't get it up our hill. Yeah, I don't know either, so don't ask. I do have to concede though, and confess that there are two times when I don't cuss the snow... the first is the span of time between Thanksgiving and New Years. The second is right after a big storm when I can look out across the valley and see it covered in a total blanket of white. As much as I hate the snow, it's really beautiful to see the city after the clouds have cleared and the valley looks so peaceful. I was going to take some pictures when I got home, but I didn't leave work until 6, and since it was dark, I figured pictures wouldn't really turn out. I'll take some tomorrow. And if you'd like to read about how I feel about the snow during the rest of the year, you can refer back to one of my first posts titled, "The GD F'ing Snow." And yes, the picture to the left is McCain and Obama skiing at The Canyons Ski Resort today.... it was taken by Chris Pearson (don't know who he is, just giving credit where credit is deserved) and you can pull up the website here www.skiutah.com (And no, it's not really them, you sillies).
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Labels: Weather
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
I Just Witnessed History
9:10 PM - approximately
Ok, I'm watching the election coverage... seriously, who isn't?
And I'd like to say that Barack Obama has just been projected to win the Presidency by CNN. The electoral college votes are 297 to 139!!!!
OMG, OMG, OMG people - we just witnessed history!!!! I'm so happy right now!!!
11:20 PM - approximately
***Update*** - Ok, final electoral vote count for Obama is 338, McCain is 159. I watched McCain's concession speech and was very impressed with his humility. While watching him, my dad pointed out that this was the McCain that he used to like. What did this election do to him?
However, I have to tell you, I was moved to tears after hearing Obama's acceptance speech. (What's with the emotions today?) Seeing Michelle and their girls walk out so proudly was so cute. And I love that Obama said they were taking a puppy with them to the White House. Most of all, I am so unbelievably excited to see this country turn around and to see what Obama will be able to do with the Presidency! Congratulations, President Obama!
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Labels: Politics
I'm such a sissy!
I don't know why I'm compelled to share this little tidbit with the world, but I am, so I will. I voted today. About 50 minutes ago, to be precise. I cast my votes for the seats and issues accordingly, just the way I had planned to. I didn't vote for those items (read: judges) that I didn't know enough about (see, I AM a responsible adult), and when it was done, I was asked to verify my votes before my ballot was cast. Here is where it gets gooey. As the items came up for review, and I read "Barack Obama and Joseph Biden - President and Vice President of the United States," I got a little choked up. Like I said, I'm a sissy. I don't really know why I got choked up... maybe because this country is quickly circling the drain, and I fear for my life? Or maybe because I feel betrayed and ashamed? Or maybe, just maybe, I feel so overwhelmed with joy and excitement thinking about the potential that Barack Obama and this country have. Who knows!? In any case, I will probably be glued to the TV tonight, listening to the results pour in, and crossing my fingers that as a country, we made the right decision!
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Is there anything more fun?
Tell me people... Is there anything more fun than a five hour meeting that starts at 7:30 in the morning, and not getting to eat lunch until 2:30? Yeah, I didn't think there was, either!
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Labels: Bitching
VOTE DAMNIT!!!
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Labels: Politics
Monday, November 3, 2008
A Music Review on Ambien
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