Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Vegas - The Beginning (aka This Post Is Going To Be The Death Of Me)

Ok kids, just like the title says, this post, and all the Vegas recap posts for that matter, are going to be the death of me. I tried at least 7 times last week to load pictures onto a post to start recounting the trip. And would the freaking pictures load? Hell no. So, here we are a week after the original post was attempted. Three or so weeks after the actual trip occurred. You have my apologies. Keep in mind that the story won't necessarily go along with the pictures, but I'll point out anything interesting as we go along.

Here goes... Odum, Noelle and I piled all of our shit, and ourselves, into Odum's Scion XB and headed South on I-15. We stopped to pee a couple of times and stopped to get liquor at Lee's in Mesquite, and I think we made it to Vegas in about 6.5 or 7 hours. Coming to the summit of that little tiny hill in the middle of the desert and seeing Sin City for the first time is always such a treat. I tried to get a picture but it ended up being blurry and all the polution didn't help the matter. We drove straight to our hotel and got checked in and then got ready to head out. Noelle and I procurred a To-Go bottle and took it with us in the car on the way to the "Toy Store." If you don't know what kind of toy store I'm referring to, call me, we'll talk. She drank approximately 24 of the 36 ounces and I consumed the rest. Needless to say, we were three sheets to the wind. Well, I was about 2 sheets, she was well past 8 or 9 (sheets to the wind, that is). Odum drove, so he was the poor sober bastard that night! After the toy store, we grabbed a burger at In-N-Out for dinner. On the way back to the hotel, Noelle felt it was necessary to decorate the side of the car, and then some poor business's parking lot... Odum and I were trying not to gag. The whole time Noelle was in shock... not from alcohol poisoning or anything, just from realizing she did what she did. We dropped her drunk ass off back in the room to nap it off and Odum and I went down to the casino. We gambled for a bit and then decided to go for a drive and try to find a car wash. We ended up at the Las Vegas sign and took a few pictures. Odum decided to do a self-portrait and I thought I should show up in the background. It's a bit blurry but it makes me laugh. Right around the time we got to the car wash Rose, Kasian and Karen rolled into town. They left about 5 or 6 hours after we did and drove as well. They met up with us at our hotel (cuz they stayed down the street) and we went down to South Coast for some $1 tables. We failed to realize that since it was Rodeo Weekend, and that's a major Rodeo venue, the place was packed and there were no cheap tables. Damn. Oh well, there were lots of hot cowboys to oogle over so we still had fun. I think after we had a drink at the bar, followed a hot cowboy in a pink shirt around (he had the cutest ass ever) and found our way back to the car, we decided to call it a night. I think that was around 1:30 AM and we were supposed to meet Holly and Lisa around 8:30 in the morning!
When we got back to the hotel I happened to glance over at the bar and saw Joe the Bartender. Remember, the cheating bastard who I met last year on the same trip? Yeah, him. Anyway, Noelle and Odum wanted to go up to the bar and have a little chat with him. I was nowhere near intoxicated enough and I wasn't feeling very hot so I said we'd confront him the next night. It's not like we were going to beat him up, just make him sweat a little (keep this in mind for the following night). I looked back at the bar when we were waiting for the elevator and he was looking at me .... let the sweating begin!

On Friday morning Holly and Lisa arrived around 7:30. I think they got to our hotel around 9, which was good because we had all had maybe 5 hours of sleep and were exhausted and running behind. It's a good thing two groups of us ended up driving down so we had enough cars to cart everyone around.
We did breakfast at the Wynn again and it was fantastic. Those buttermilk pancakes are so damn good! Some of Lisa's family joined us for breakfast and we had a great time catching up... we had met them last year. Her cousin actually told us about half-price tickets to shows for locals and hooked us up with 2 for 1 tickets to La Reve! Sweet! Nevermind going to Bite!
After breakfast we decided to head out shopping... and that is a story for another day! I hope you've enjoyed recap #1. There will be at least 3, if not 5 or 6 more installments to come and I promise they'll come in succession. No more waiting!

And for those of you who were on the trip, feel free to add in anything I may have forgotten!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Random Tuesdayness - My House is Sterile, Not Clean, But Looking

randomtuesdayI blogged last night and only ended up with one comment... from my BFF Noelle. I feel like nobody else loves me! But since it's Tuesday it's time for some random, so pull up a seat and dive in. I can't guarantee it'll be exciting, but it will be enjoyable. If you wanna play, go talk to Keely.

I'm having a New Year's Eve party at my house and I'm sooo excited! So excited in fact, I started cleaning last night. At midnight. After I'd taken an Ambien. If anything, at least I get cleaning done when I take it! Maybe I should do that more often...

Did I tell you guys (probably not because I've been pretty MIA lately) what Aidan said last week? Auri and I were sitting on the couch while the kids were eating dinner and Aidan turned to me and said, "Hey, we saw Jesus." Just like that. Very matter-of-factly.... "We saw Jesus." I'm still wondering where Jesus was and how exactly Aidan knew it was him.

My house is so blah I could barf. Everything is white and sterile. The walls are all white. The family room furniture is white and beige. If I didn't have brown cabinets, a dark countertop and some brown drapes, I might actually lose my mind thinking I was in the asylum.

I'm using a lot of italics today.

I got a pink tea kettle for Christmas and it's sooo cute. Too bad it's not made very well and I can't get the screw that fell out to stay put. I'm gonna have to send it back and buy another one. I hate that they're so damn expensive!!! I think I may look into buying this one!

I still don't have my TiVo hooked up and I'm kind of starting to freak out. I hate not being able to rewind something I missed while watching a show.

On Sunday night I went with Noelle and her man-friend Kelly to go see NINE. If you haven't seen it and enjoy musicals, I suggest going. I really liked it. I think Noelle is still asking WTF.

I told y'all that I went on a date, right? So yeah, Mr. K took me to the piano bar where we had dinner and a few drinks and enjoyed the show. He was a total gentleman and even walked me to the door when he brought me home. Sooo sweet! And I may or may not have gotten a little smoochie goodnight. But I'm not saying.

We were supposed to go on a date again this past Saturday (to my friend Angie's birthday party), but as it will, shit happened, and we didn't end up going out. We did get to hang out and watch a movie though, and it was really nice. I don't think I'll kick him to the curb yet!

Well, I think this is it for today. I'll be working on the Vegas posts tonight and I should have the first one up tomorrow. As always, as a parting gift, here's a little RPattz. BTW, Auri and I saw New Moon again last week. My count is up to 4.

P.S. Best line from the movie... "I'll be waiting for you here, with my legs open."

Monday, December 28, 2009

My Mother's New Nickname is Monica

The Holidays in my family are not generally as painful as most people's. When I say "my family" I'm generally referring to my mom's side of the family as my dad's side resides in the Middle East and I don't seem them very often, if at all.


Christmas Eve proved to be quite the drama-filled evening in my family this year. Maybe I shouldn't say it was an entire evening, but it sure felt that way...

My dad quit smoking cigarettes two years ago in September. But from time to time, he'll smoke a cigar and he took a few with him to my aunt and uncle's house on Christmas Eve. I guess my uncle gave him a hard time about it and he ended up throwing them in the garbage, I think.

For some reason, they all started arguing about it and told him to smoke the cigar if he wanted to... it was a special occasion and a great time to enjoy one.

Out of the blue my grandma said, "Give it to Debbie (my mother) and she can put it in her vagina." This was followed by at least 3 seconds of dead silence, after which I replied, "Gross!" and everyone else started breathing again.

My mom walked away and spent the rest of the night in the living room. Grandma said, "What? It's not like I said anything that hasn't been on the national news." I tried to pretend it never happened, and I have no idea what was going through everyone else's minds.

Now, keep in mind, Grandma hasn't lost her marbles or anything, I just think she's going for shock value to get attention in her old age.

Needless to say, the rest of the night was less than comfortable and my mother is sooo not happy with Grandma.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

Merry Christmas!!!!!

I took Noelle and her man-friend, Kelly to go see lights on Wednesday night (to get her out of the house) and this is the house we found. It's up on 18th Avenue and about 800 East (for those of you who live in SLC) and it's sooo worth the drive. There are at least a gazillion snowmen, a million Santas and three bazillion lights, so you should go check it out.

I hope everyone has a fabulous day with your friends and family! I'm sending big hugs and kisses to you all!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Santa Is On His Waaaayyyyy....

Well, today is Christmas Eve (aka the day before Christmas for those of you who are confused) and I think I'm done with everything on my list. That doesn't include the wrapping, cleaning the house, and getting myself together for the festivities... but the shopping is done. If I missed something, at this point, tough shit. I'm too exhausted to go out and fight the crowds at this point.


I am planning on going shopping the day after Christmas to find some decorations for the house for next year though, so I have to conserve my energy for that. Plus, that way, if I did forget someone, I can grab something on sale on Saturday! Everything is usually 50-75% off and you really can't beat that!

I feel really horrible that I haven't been blogging as much as I used to, or as much as I'd like to for that matter. I've been MIA from all my bloggy friends' blogs as well. That should be one of my New Year's resolutions.... to get back on blog track.

Well, I better get onto my wrapping so I can get done before Santa arrives. I hope you all have a fantastic Christmas Eve and that Santa brings everything you wished for!
P.S. I was at Auri's the other day, and all of a sudden Aidan looked over at me and said, "Hey, we saw Jesus!"

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Random Tuesdayness - Little Bits of This and That

randomtuesdayIt's TUESDAY and since I wasn't here last Tuesday, you should rejoice. And since I haven't been around much in the last week or two, you should consider yourselves lucky. Just kidding. But seriously. And let me tell you, I have been trying for three days to get pictures from Vegas loaded into a post to start sharing the stories with you, and the friggin' things won't load. I'm at my wits end and I don't know what to do... Anyway, if you wanna play, go talk to Keely at The UnMom.

Noelle came home from the hospital yesterday. Final diagnosis was just a really bad case of pneumonia... which is good because nothing more serious is wrong with her! She's home and resting and isn't allowed to do anything. She feels like poo, so send some good vibes her way, and go visit if you can! I finally put a wreath on my wreath hanger on the front door. It's even a home made wreath... so you should be proud! It's got lights on it, and I just so happen to have an outlet outside the front door. The only problem is if the cord is plugged in, it kind of impedes the entrance to the house. Sooo, if you come over and the lights are plugged in, either duck under the cord, or just unplug the damn thing!

I did a TON of Christmas shopping today. I got my brother's stuff finished and my grandma's annual hanging glass hummingbird/dragonfly. I got some stuff for my mom, and a few things for the friends. Nothing exciting! The mall was crazy today, and so was Target. I really need to hunker down and get everything finished ASAP. This afternoon I'm going to tea with my mum, Aunt Carrie, Janice, Auri and I'm not sure who else. Miss Noelle is supposed to join us, but she's not really allowed out. Tea is at the Grand America hotel and I'm so excited. We've gone to tea a few times and it's always so much fun.

So, I went on my date on Saturday and everything went really well. We shall refer to my "Man Friend" as Mr. K. I think I'll post about the date in another post... just know it went well and we have plans to see each other again this coming Saturday!My Aunt Carrie gave me one of her old Christmas trees... it's not pre-lit, but they already had lights on it, so good enough. The only problem is, the damn thing won't stay upright. I finally have it jimmy-rigged and on the linoleum so that it won't fall over and I think we're good. Too bad I lost a few ornaments in the process! I really don't feel like my tree is very cool. Compared to my mom's, my tree blows. But oh well, it's up and it's decorated. Go me!

Ok, so remind me I need to blog about Vegas, my date, and it seems like I was starting this list because there were more than two items on it, but now I can't remember what they were. Hence, why I was starting the damn list. Got to the end of the post and remembered: my surprise birthday dinner on Friday night. I'll blog about that, too. I need to decorate my house. I'm effing sick and tired of looking and nothing but white walls and beige furniture. It's quite boring and I'm getting really bored with it.

Right now I'm on the 7th book in the Black Dagger Brotherhood series but I'm reading it very slowly... not sure why, other than the fact that I've been ridiculously busy and haven't been traveling as much as I was.

Speaking of which, I'm in SLC until the 4th of January when I go back to Montgomery for the week. I'm not sure what my schedule is going to be after that, but I'm hoping the travel is down to every other week. My friend Di Bradley left on Friday for Mexico. I'm not exactly sure where she was going, but I'm praying she made it safely. In order to save on the moola, she flew from here to San Diego, took a bus from SD to Tiajuana, then from Tiajuana took a boat or a bus or a train to somewhere else where she was to get on another bus that would take her to her final destination. I told her it was nice knowing her. She said she'd email Auri and I when she arrived safely but I haven't heard from her. I wonder if Auri has...

Ok, enough from me. Oh, I almost forgot. I have to apologize for missing RTT last week. That's the first time I've missed a post since I started doing the RTTs. I'm a jerk. What can I say!? I can say that it was because I was traveling all day and didn't get around to it...

K, I'll be back soon with more posts, I promise!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Happy Birthday to Noellie and Get Well Soon!!!

I was informed last night that I forgot to do a Happy Birthday post last Friday for Miss Noelle. I'm a jerk. I'm sorry. Miss Nellie turned the big 35 on Friday and sadly, spent the day in bed. She's got the Blue Gamboo and was admitted to the hospital on Monday night. Sadly, she's still there and they're not entirely sure what's wrong with her... It's not H1N1, it's not a pulmonary embolism (thank Jebus), and now they're trying to rule out RSV. Send a big Happy Birthday and well wishes her way. She can use all the good vibes she can get! We'll celebrate when you get out and are feeling better, my love!

Monday, December 14, 2009

Direct TV Blows and I'm Stilllll In Alabama

So apparently the Direct TV at the house got shut off. I'm assuming it's because the bill hasn't been paid... And the reason the bill hasn't been paid is because they haven't sent me one. How the hell am I supposed to pay a bill if you don't notify me how much I owe you!? WTF?!

Zak called the other day and said the cable wasn't working. Seirously people?! It's hard enough to handle things when you're at home, let alone Alabama. And he can't do much about it because it's in my name.

I had received a few automated calls from Direct TV asking me to call them back during normal business hours. Those calls came in way later than their "normal business hours." If there's a problem with my account, how about one of you call me directly and let me know there's a problem so I can work to remedy it!? There's an interesting effing idea!

I'm a little pissy as well because I had to spend the weekend in Alabama. But most of you know that already because I've been bitching about it for a while now. Not only did I have to stay here all weekend, we worked all weekend... kind of the reason we stayed in town, but still. It's the last thing I wanted to do after being sick.

On that note, I'm finally feeling better, even though I'm still not 100%. Oh well, better than the way I felt last week. I shouldn't complain much though because poor Noelle has bronchitis, pneumonia and a sinus infection. She had to stay in bed on her 35th birthday... sad, huh?! Send good vibes her way. She needs them.

I get to come home tomorrow afternoon and I couldn't be more excited! I think Auri and Di and I are going to dinner and I can't wait. I haven't seen Di in a long time! Jessica told me not to make plans on Friday night, so I guess something fun is in store there. And to top it all off, I have a date on Saturday. Woo hoo!

Ok, enough bitching over here. I hope you guys all had a "funner" weekend than I did. It shouldn't have been hard! I promise I'll get the Vegas stuff together here soon. I just need some time to sit and sift through it all. Time that I obviously haven't had!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

You Wanna Know Something?

I just realized that Beautiful Wreck tagged me for a meme while I was in Vegas last weekend. This is a getting to know you meme and I'm laying it all on the table... plus it's Saturday, I'm stuck working in Alabama, and my brain hurts. I'm working on Vegas posts.

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you. I used to know at least 3 people, but now I can't remember... Turning 30 ruined me.
2. Where was your first kiss? In the doorway of Brandon so-and-so's house with a stupid boy named Darren the day after my 15th birthday. I remember weird shit.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? Not that I recall.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? I beat up my brother all the time.
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people? I try to avoid singing in front of an audience at all costs. Really, you don't want to hear it.
6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex? How hot he is, duh.
7. What really turns you off? Men with girly voices
8. What do you order at Starbucks? Venti No Whip Pumpkin Spice Latte, or a Venti No Water Chai
9. What is your biggest mistake? Not going out of state for college 10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Nope
11. Say something totally random about yourself. I can't even explain how I'm feeling right now.
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Once... Selma Hayek, when I was much slimmer, obviously.
13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows? Only if I take one of the bubbas on a date, or I babysit. Except of course for Lilo & Stitch, Monsters Inc., or Finding Nemo.
14. Did you have braces? No, but I had the thingy in the top of my mouth between my lip and my teeth cut out so my front teeth would grow together.
15. Are you comfortable with your height? I guess, not like I have much say in that. My ass, on the other hand...
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you? Not sure...
17. When do you know it’s love? I'm not exactly sure...
18. Do you speak any other languages? Si senor... not really.
19. Have you ever been to tanning salon? I live for the sun however I can get it. It makes me feel good. Don't judge me.
20. Have you ever ridden in a limo? Yes, last weekend, in fact.
21. What’s something that really annoys you? Dishonesty
22. What’s something you really like? Chocolate, men, shopping...
23. Can you dance? Yes sir. I'm really good at dancing in the car. You should see my skills.
24. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room? Not that I remember.
25. Tag 5 people! Damnit!
I'm not tagging anyone cuz y'all will just yell at me. Do it if you want!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Something to Hold You...

Ok, sorry guys, I suck! I haven't blogged about Vegas yet and I promised it to you days ago! I'm still sick with the crap I've had since before Thanksgiving. Went to the doc on Monday, diagnosed with bronchitis, got some antibiotics, came to 'Bama on Wednesday. My throat and ear are still bugging me so I went to the Urgent Care down here yesterday. He switched my antibiotics and gave me a cortisone shot to help with the inflammation. As of last night, I've been nauseous. (And no, I'm not pregnant... you have to have sex to get pregnant)! So, yeah, I've felt like crap and that's why you've got nothing from me, yet. But you will, I promise. I've also been a major slacker in getting around to y'all's blogs, but I'll work on that this weekend while I'm stuck in 'Bama... you can cry for me now. Hope you're all doing well!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Random Tuesdayness - Vegas Prelude

randomtuesdaySo here's the deal... I got back from Vegas late Sunday night, and good hell, do I have some stories to share... but... since I've been sick since the day before Thanksgiving, and I still feel like crap, and I'm leaving for AL tomorrow, and I need some time to gather my thoughts, you won't be getting the first Vegas post until tomorrow, at the earliest. In the meantime, I bring you RTT. If you wanna play, go talk to Keely at The UnMom.

Wow... I started this about 4.5 hours ago... I guess I'll come back to finish it before the day is over! By the way, it's like 17 degrees Farenheit here.

And now it's about 3 hours after I wrote that last line, so I'm really slacking today.

I have bronchitis and I feel like crap.

We had soooo much effing fun in Vegas I can't even begin to tell you.

Know that you won't be getting ALL of the stories, because as you know, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

I don't trust men.

Joe the Bartender still works at the hotel and we screwed around with him a little...

Not sure who "Dr. G" and his "publicist" really are, but we had fun with them anyway.

That's all I've got for now.... be back tomorrow, I think!

P.S. This picture was taken at 9AM Saturday morning after 4 hours of sleep...

Sunday, December 6, 2009

I Can't Get Enough

You can blame or thank Otin for this post as well...
This one's for Jaime...