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HAPPY 26TH BIRTHDAY TO ME!

day b4 my bday

Its the day before my birthday, and for the first time in my life... I have to treat some of the people from the office. I do not have any particular wish.. I just want everything to be fine. Tomorrow, I'll be 26 years old. Practically -- I am in my mid 20's already. Hopefully by tomorrow, I'll be able to make a wish.

Judy gave me a gift, it's a small box containing poutpouri ( or whatever, I really suck in spelling) and soap. It is sweet smelling. My ate gave me a pre-paid card. hehehehe!!

Work is tiring.. I have talked to lots of people. This pyramiding scam is really tiring me up. We are having our 7th hearing on Fri. and that means, I have to be @ work during my bday. Isn't that sad? I have to prepare the briefer for my boss. tsk tsk.... I have to go, kulasisi. I really am tired! Grrrrrrrrr.... syet!

kamote

Today was tiring at work, Since the capture of all those people allegedly involved in pyramiding -- our workload tripled. I have talked to people more than I could have ever imagined.. I mean, in a day, I would have talked to at least 2 dozens. Uhmmmm... i had a blooper today and somehow I felt really bad cause of my oversight. I have included a name of this person in a request that they be brought before the committee. I got the name of the person correct but I got the name of the company she represents wrong. DARN! and those papers were delivered today. Hmmm I can only attribute it to the fact that people are always looking for me, or asking for me. Anyway, Atty. Richard said that it was ok. But nothing is OK when you had a blooper. Nothing could ever replace the fact that you made a mistake-- countless times!!!! It is just to shitty for me right now. And to top it all, I still got aching feet. tsk....

Harridan freaked out today, she went wailing and crying this morning when our boss called her up and reprimanded for a thing she allegedly didn't do. She went bersek and kept on saying things that I really don't give a damn about. Sometimes, things make you stop and wonder... and then you'll just realize, SHIT HAPPENS!

alternatives to violence

I have considered myself as Vindictive and although I may not put bodily harm on people that I hate. I do see to it, that somehow even in my mind -- I was able to vindicate myself. I have killed so many people in my mind, in a hundred different ways. Of course, I never did execute any of them or else I won't be here-- writing this darn entry. I was able to browse this article from a newspaper, and I felt obliged to put here for reference's sake and future use. There are 50 of them but I've decided to cut the numbers to those things that I would possibly do.

1. Name your pet after your enemy. Calling your slimy iguana after someone you abhor may eventually make your foe's name less abhorrent to you as you learn to associate it with your beloved pet.
2. Deliberately misspell her name when you're writing it down.
3. Never say her name when talking about her. Treat her like an inanimate object, avoiding the use of personal pronouns.
4. Doodle on her pictures and transform her into the most horrific monster you can draw.
5. Conjure up all sorts of terrifying looks when you are looking at her in person.
6. Put her pictures on your bedroom floor so you can walk all over her.
7. Use her photograph as a dartboard.
8. Cut off any links to her. Remove her name and number from your phonebook and deny knowing her if anyone asks.
9. You may also keep the number and use it to prevent her from having a good night's sleep. Ring her up in the middle of the night then hang up as soon as she answers.
10. If you do not want her to have your number, send her you psychiatrist's business card instead.
11. If she requests for your number, do not lie. Give her you old, inactive one instead.
12. If she knows the real one and she calls just let your mobile phone ring forever.
13. Call a radio DJ using her name and speak terrible, terrible English
14. Clog her email by forwarding credit cards ads.
15. Send her solicitation letters occasionally.
16. Write to an advice columnist and tear her character to shreds.
17. Make her the star in your future gender-bending novel as a fickle-minded transexual who, after sex-change surgery, decides to revert to her original self.
18. Be late if you have an appointment with her.
19. Turn deaf ear when she calls for you.
20. Talk brightly about something she knows little about.
21. Pay her false compliments when she least deserves them.
22. Signal her to be quiet when she speaks.
23. Shut a door to her face.
24. Blow cigarette smoke in her face.
25. If in a reconciliatory gesture, she asks, "Are you mad at me?", in a syrupy voice, reply, "Whatcha talking about?" It will suggest you do not like her without having to say so.

wtf

Today was a bad day at work, I was so lazy and I really don't feel like working. Somehow I got this feeling that it would turn out to be a bad day. And so it was. Everybody seemed to be hotheaded and I'm so frigging lazy. I stayed half of the morning staring at my officemates walking to and fro inside the office. In the afternoon, I encouraged Judy to come with me in the Library and there we spent time chatting! bwahahahhaha!!! Then we headed back for the office at around 3 pm. And much to my dismay, I have learned the thing that would make this day -- hell. Starting next week, I would start to work in the marabella office ( I don't know where the hell is that). Judy would be staying in the Senate Bldg. Anyway, someone is hitting on Judy and I'm afraid that Harridon would get his way. He's such a lousy flirt. Too obvious and obnoxious.... and soo... DOM like! Yakkkk!!

internet is the root of all evil (part I)

I couldn't have said it any better. Internet is indeed the root of all evil... why!? You are asking me why?! Hmmmm.... Give some time to think about it and I would tell you why for me, it is the root of all evilness.... shetttttt!!!!!

haberday sir!

Ok, my boss celebrated his birthday last night. We went into this buffet restaurant along EDSA. I had a nice time. Judy was there too. Hehehe... Earlier on I was with Atty. Mirzi and Atty. Richard, they waited for me in the mall.. and then when we decided not to go to the medical mission, we decided to see Maid in Manhattan... everything went smooth. :) You wouldn't believe what Judy did -- She asked our boss for a picture. heehehe.. She said that until now, she is star strucked. Well.. our boss, stood up from his seat and joined his technical staff for a picture. CooL huh?!

I saw the Harridan inside the powder room, and she said that she is mad at me. Of course, I have to say sorry for whatever crime that is (though half-heartedly...) hehehehhe.. Anyway, she admitted that she really freaked out.. and that is natural to her. Bwahahhahaha... i'm getting bitchier and bitchier everyday. Tsk... is dat a bad thing?!

welcome home, ms d!

My friend Diane arrived the other day from a 6months stay in the US. When we heard of her arrival, Ailes immediately arranged a meeting. We met as usual in RP Manila (where else) and proceeded to Pasilyo. We had some dinner while ms. D is showing us her pictures. With us is, Kendi -- a friend of Ailes and the new attorney, Sis Edna. Anyway, after dinner we had some beer and belted out some songs. Ms. D gave me a shirt, cologne and a shot glass, which have an inscription "The BITCH's shotglass" on it. Heheehhe…Ailes got "No. 1 Bitch!" and Judy got "Part time princess and Full time Bitch." Hehehehe… Thereafter, we dropped by at Jud's house and had some merienda. Jud's daughter is so pretty… We stayed there 'til 5 am. So I arrived home at around 6. I didn't go to work since we have medical mission on Saturday. I believe that I deserve a 2 day rest every week of work, could be more but nothing less.

The Harridan freaked out when she could not contact me since there was this speech that my bosses needs on Sunday. Anyway, I could have done that yesterday if only they had given me the materials that I needed. Judy called me up and told me that the Harridan was in one of her attacks. Bwahahahahhaha! You can go to the mental hospital for all I care, YOU freaking bitch.

Last but not the least, here is one of Louie's (Ailes you know what…) best ever statements "…. I know you are always there and so am I". Bwahahahahhahaha….

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Haberday ateeeeeeeee!!!! You're 35 years old! BWahahahahahaha!!! Be good and stay cool! I'll finish this some other time since you are at my back. Heheehhee..... And stop telling me what to WRITEEEEE!!!! demmits!! Where is my cake anyway?!

reality

Sometimes, I do wish that somehow I know people who just like me, wants to escape from reality. Because only then would I realize that I'm not alone and I'm not a retard. Anyway, after experiencing the tragedy -- I got no choice but to move on. I went to work yesterday just so that my officemates wont be able to have the chance to pity me and to talk about me. I was in perfect shape. I was cool. Everybody kept on saying that it's ok, there still 2 chances more.. and that Bar is indeed hard to pass.. blahh.. blahh.. blahh..

Though it still hurts knowing that I was totally disregarded by the examiners and all my efforts (ah..eh.. yeah...) unrewarded -- somehow, I have learned to be humble and to accept defeat. And since I'm such a sore loser, you should know that it is purely hell. Hmmmmn...What else, as usual work is tiring and my officemates are still the same, Though I really find the Technical Staff so darn cool!

Oh yeah, I did promise you that one of these days you would get to know all about my officemates.

Heres a story -- Judy and I was having a li'l chitchat in the kitchen (eating Ensaymada ) when suddenly the HARRIDAN walked in. She then started to blah. With a high pitched voice, you could imagine the nerves in my brain ticking. Anyway, since I'm mastering the art of plasticity... I was there.. listening to all her blaberring -- smiling and chuckling once in a while. She was talking on how fat she was when she was young, and that she was able to get rid of it. I can feel that she's hinting on that I should start to diet (though not directly.. and I could be wrong... but.. it does not hurt to assume that you are right!!! ) -- but who is she anyway? I don't get my money to buy food from her.. Then her fone rang and she went away!! What a blessing it was!! Judy and I was left in our own weird world. And with knowing look... judy finished her coffee and I finished my water. Heheheh... there's more Kulasisi.. You wouldn't believe my stories. I just know that you would not. =)

tagaytay

We just got home from our picnic in Tagaytay City. The kids had fun riding the horse... and I enjoyed the peace of mind. Though it was tiring it gave me a chance to plan my future, what steps would I be taking and What do I want to accomplish in my life. I still feel sad that I was not able to make my parents proud. Of course, I know that they are disappointed... and they have the right to reprimand me for not studying ages ago. I am thankful that God gave me parents that knows when to pod and knows when to understand. All my friends showed support -- and I thank them for saying things that helped me healed faster. I'm not mad at God for not hearing my prayers ( I would still be hearing mass ) .... though I still am mad at myself for not heeding the advices of my friends, my siblings and my parents.

We had this picnic because my Niece, Kyle -- My Ate, and my Sister-in-Law would be celebrating their birthdays this week. =) So this is our advance celebration. I'll be celebrating my 26th birthday come March 26. So that's a reminder.. =) Hope that it'll be a great week @ work.

flunker

The results are out... And my name was not included in the list. Only 20 percent of 5,000 bar takers passed. Anyway, I could not blame anybody since the problem is with me. I can only thank God for giving me the calmness and the strength to accept things as they are. Also for giving me family and friends who still love me despite this tragedy.

Of course I was a little frustrated, I was still hopeful til the last minute. But then, when it was apparent that I didn't make it -- I have felt this calmness.. and I accepted things as they are. I still ackward when I mention the failing, but I do know ( and this I'm sure) I would learn to forget all about it-- just what I did when I brainwashed myself to forget the 2002 Bar Exams.

IF I'M NOT GOING TO BE A LAWYER HERE, I'M GOING TO BE A LAWYER SOMEWHERE ELSE! Your Supreme Court can Go to HELL!